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Ned's Penis

NoNamesLeftToUse@nonameslefttouse (77)2634d

_{Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good day to you}

^{Sir, Ma'am, It, These, Those, and Them Over There.}

Today, I

^{@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself}

present to you:

Ned's Penis

Feel free to click on the link

^{for an enlarged version of Ned's Penis.}

Ned's Penis will be on display all day. Feel free to enjoy Ned's Penis and if it tickles your fancy, please smash that vote button.

Would you like to have Ned's Penis on your wall someday? Fear not for that can be arranged. My work cannot be found in stores but keep your eyes peeled because Ned's Penis could be coming to a street corner or wooded urban park setting near you.

I spent all night working on Ned's Penis so that you could spend all day staring at Ned's Penis.

Ned's Penis is great for parties and private viewings of Ned's Penis can be arranged.

Ned's Penis is one-of-a-kind.

^{You'll never see another quite like Ned's Penis.}

My marketing strategy for Ned's Penis includes plastering Ned's Penis all over the cheapest billboards I can find and don't be surprised if you see Ned's Penis inside of a bus stop near you.

Ned's Penis will take the world by storm!

Everyone will know about Ned's Penis!

Thank you for enjoying Ned's Penis today and I wish you all a wonderful life experience.

Have a nice day.

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Credits:

All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.

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^{"Why are they laughing at Ned's Penis?!?! I am an artiste!"}

Comments · 18

@arcange(79)· 2633d
Congratulations @nonameslefttouse! Your post was mentioned in the Steem Hit Parade in the following category:
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@enjar(79)· 2634d
Do I dare as how you acquired such detailed imagery to create such a master piece in this medium?

I can only hope you buy some billboard space outside of where Warrant Buffett lives. Perhaps that will entice him to come on over to the platform.

Just think of the headlines

Ned’s Penis Entices Billionaire To Invest Millions
@ginnyannette(69)· 2634d
Can't just accept a joke. Nope. Have to analyze it: One eye swollen shut, other eye has heart inside it. Weird eye dude is inhaling some smoke with a lady dancing in it. Other side of the pictures has a man's bare chest.

Freaky sex, but don't see a penis. I'm such a party pooper.
@soyrosa(75)· 2634d
First time I'm considering buying art.

I mean, who buys art.

But this?

Need it hanging on my wall.
@marcusantoniu26(68)· 2634d
I noticed it is a little curved. Peyronie's disease?
@artisticscreech(65)· 2634d
Ned's penis is much more purple than I might have expected. Has it been in some accident or is that its natural color?
@joshman(74)· 2634d
If I stare at Ned's Penis long enough and blur my eyes just slightly, I can see Dan Larimer holding a surfboard.
@eveuncovered(80)· 2634d
Looks like a fetus.
@felander(73)· 2634d
I love the subtle use of the keywords Ned‘s Penis

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@meesterboom(81)· 2634d
I thoroughly enjoyed Ned's penis. Who would have thought!
@tarazkp(86)· 2634d
THat defintely would be a "wooded urban park"
@insaneworks(71)· 2634d
This is not the penis you are looking for.

And may I disagree. It's a gas mask. It's a "Are You My Mummy?" gas mask.
@kansuze(69)· 2634d
I'm reminded of the joke about Prime Minister Chretien wishing everyone "A penis" for Christmas when it was "Happiness" with a strong French accent. lol
@enjoywithtroy(71)· 2634d
You worked 'hard' on the artistry of your creation,
@akiroq(65)· 2634d
Eeek...runs away..laughing.
@skramatters(67)· 2634d
It's a tasty penis indeed but who is Ned?

What we crave is a Dan Dong! That's a real crypto 🌟 I saw him on Forbes and heard he used to work for the military industrial complex before devoting his life to freedom. He is the anon witness bully we all dream of becoming.. 🍆

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@whatsup(76)· 2634d
Oh boy... I remember one time I thought I was really challenging the community when I did a little meme contest with ned's hair.

When my best work has been overshadowed in one post... I'm not sure if I have any reason to continue now.
@trayan(71)· 2634d
hahahh absorb it :D