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Penises: We Need More Penises

NoNamesLeftToUse@nonameslefttouse (77)2595d

^{Isn't it strange how, when you look around the crypto sphere,}

you simply don't see any penises?

NoNamesLeftToUse - My Penis.jpeg

What's up with that?!

^{More penises will save STEEM!}

Everyone knows that.

Over the years, the penis has been portrayed as something unfit for society. It's often hidden away, tucked into uncomfortable positions, and only gets to come out to play when someone has given the penis permission to do so. If it itches, you have to pretend that's not happening, especially in public, because there's a list full of perverts and you'll get added to it if you're not careful.

You know what I'm talking about. Just try to cross a border. "Have you been convicted of touching your penis in public? Piss in any alleys lately? Boxers or briefs?"

Imagine not being able to go to STEEMfest because your penis was itchy.

It's no wonder we don't have enough penises here; it's simply too dangerous for penises. Many penises wouldn't even know what to do with something like a blockchain, because where do you even put it?

But in order to have a strong economy, penises are required.

Lots of penises and lots of vaginas coming together means more penises and vaginas.

You can tell, just by looking around, and not seeing any penises; something must be done! Before it's too late.

The penis is repressed and just look what it's doing to the value of the token!

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It's my theory that if I walk into a retail store and whip out my cock, I should be handed a gift card worth $100 in STEEM.

That would make things easier for all penises. Penises need things to be easy.

Those things would be flying off the shelves!

^{Trust me! I'm an expert.}

We need more penis incentives, clearly.

We need to make this easy for the common penis because penises are usually only good for one thing but society can change!

If we just embrace the penis, allow the penises to grow, make the penis feel at home, for sure STEEM will moon.

It's so painfully obvious. Not enough penises.

It's something to think about.

Have a nice day.

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Credits:

All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.

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^{"It's about time the penises rise up and grab life by the balls!"}

Comments · 28

@coininstant(69)· 2593d
If ur penis is sooo good, why don’t u post it then! dickless? hua chicken shit?
@fraenk(63)· 2593d
I'm actually a bit disappointed that my prompt search on steem-engine for "PENIS" came up empty... I think you've missed one big monetization opportunity here!
@arcange(79)· 2594d
Congratulations @nonameslefttouse! Your post was mentioned in the Steem Hit Parade in the following category:
- Comments - Ranked 7 with 65 comments
@kenanqhd(69)· 2595d
Lol i didnt understand the purpose of this post until i read that post from taskmaster lol.

Good work

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@dandays(73)· 2595d
Simple keyboard ~~muff~~ ~~function~~ ~~male~~ ~~friction~~ I mean ~~diction~~ Danget!! “Malfunction.” P.e.n.s—pens without the ~~eye~~ I.
@kevinli(70)· 2595d
These are the steem parodies i love. My penis salutes you. Hands free of course

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@doctorcrypto(63)· 2595d
I just love the graph....Fuuuuuuuuuuck !

😆😁😂😝😭😝😂😁😆
@joshman(74)· 2595d
Happiness is a satchel full of dicks!
@minismallholding(75)· 2595d
It is my theory that penises are also rarely seen because of their sensitivity. They wouldn't like the cold and I'm sure they don't like to be sunburnt. Then what if they are mistaken for a snake and someone panics?

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@elsiekjay(77)· 2595d
I thought we needed more boobs (.)(.)
@riverflows(82)· 2595d

It's my theory that if I walk into a retail store and whip out my cock, I should be handed a gift card worth $100 in STEEM.

I have never wanted to be a brother more.

Stop writing funny stuff that I want to resteem.
@tarazkp(86)· 2595d
I hold my penis every time I read your work.
@ryivhnn(73)· 2595d
Everyone should do charts like yours they’d be so much easier to read and understand 😆

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@enjoywithtroy(71)· 2595d
That's got to be better than the Bots that we currently have. And I'm sure it would have more rising and staying power then our SBD coin. I would fear though that it would get swallowed up by a bunch of vaginas and lose its ejaculation power after coming. But I bet such a coin would get this platform excited
@ginnyannette(69)· 2595d
I just can't focus on metaphorical meanings when there are the words penis and balls in them. I spent a minute pondering how the penis was going to "rise up" and grab the balls, when the balls are beneath them. Too literal, self, it's a methaphor - move on!

So anyway, it is all the penis' fault if you ask me. Those things are just not attractive, and then the itch factor...

But good luck on rising up and grabbing those balls, penises.
@smasssh(67)· 2595d
I guess that means there's still a chance for Ned's Penis after all?
@stackin(78)· 2595d
I just want to see a huge throbbing Green "Dildo" Candle!!! 😂
@kansuze(69)· 2595d
Now there's a coincidence for you. Today, I saw breasts on Steemit.
@philippekiene(62)· 2595d
Your spot on, I'm off to show my penis some appreciation.
@neoxiancity(73)· 2595d
You can create a penis token. One token per penis, and then you can vote with penis power.
@akumagai(69)· 2595d
Not sure what's wrong but when I try to read this post my app crashes.. must be the penis

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@abitcoinskeptic(75)· 2595d
I only have one penis in my life and that is plenty enough for me.
@secondmedicalop(57)· 2595d
More testosterone? The PC people wont like you.
@jeezzle(70)· 2595d
Damn. Wish I had a better one.
@dramatoken(62)· 2595d

You're upping the drama to new levels! Have a DRAMA.

^{To view or trade DRAMA go to steem-engine.com.}
@adsup(61)· 2595d
Very funny @nonameslefttouse

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@marcusantoniu26(68)· 2595d
So you do not think that penis scarcity is a good thing? If you walk the streets of Moscow, you hardly see a penis.
@whatsup(76)· 2595d
This post gave me penis envy. I've never had penis envy before, but now I do.

I don't have it bad enough to go shopping for a penis, I'll probably just talk to my husband about maybe sharing his. I don't really need my own.

If I did want my own that would be okay with most people, but totally not okay with my husband I guess.

Hmm. I need to think about this...

ded, hilarious!

!dramatoken