So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm not. You're not.
Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less
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The only thing I can think of when reading Matt Damon is the puppet from Team America who says his "Matttt DAAAAMON"

Lol I found a gif for that