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The Mandela Effect: Solved!

I, one of an elite group of esoteric students, have known about The Mandala Effect for a very long time. Allow me the honor of properly defining The Mandela Effect for you so that it can easily be understood:

The Mandela Effect: A social phenomenon where mundanes are amazed to discover that their memories aren't as reliable as they thought they are, followed by completely ignoring that obvious conclusion, and instead speculating ad nauseum about alternate dimensions or some other useless shit like that.

Make no mistake about it. The Mandela Effect is 100% real. The masturbatory speculation that issues from a Dunning-Kruger when it's discovered is 100% not real. In fact, it's counter-productive.

If you happen to be a member of the aforementioned elite group of esoteric students, then you already know our memory is totally fucked. It's one of the first things you learn during your initiation, better known under it's oriental mystic name PSYCH 101. And this, (for those not privileged enough to encounter this esoteric school) is how initiates learn this simple fact.

You will be asked to draw something extraordinarily common, like say, the face of a penny, and that your drawing should could as accurate as possible, including not only the portrait, but also any slogans, dates, letters, etc. Then, the esoteric master (sometimes called a professor), takes these drawings and pins them up where everyone can compare their work with everyone else's. The results tend to look something like this:

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And here's the reference version you'll find in most PSYCH 101 books:

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How could so many people draw pennies in so many different ways? I know, it's because we come from alternate dimensions where pennies look like this! (Goddamn, I feel like slapping myself, just for saying that nonsense.) Actually, it's because our memory isn't as accurate or as reliable as we think it is.

That's all there is to it.

Comments · 4

  • @hartnell(55)· 2685d

    I think I misfired a comment.

  • @builderofcastles(74)· 2685d

    Well, unfortunately, you are incorrect, by a very obvious fact.

    Group A remembers it one way. Group B remembers it another way.

    If it was, like you stated, a lack of accurate memory, then there wouldn't be any groups, it would be a splatter graph around the "correct version".

    But, that is not the case. That there is a very large group of people that distinctly remember something different is entirely out of probability that it was error.


    Now, the stupid penny...

    Coins, to most people are meaningless chunks of metal. No one knows or cares what is on them.

    If they did, people at the FED and the mint would be up on serious charges for crimes against humanity.

    Further, the image you gave from the psyche book, several of the images are correct... as long as you weren't specific on the year. So, you are asking something only a numismatist would even know.


    Lastly, one more piece to disprove your suggestion that it is all a failure of memory.

    In many of these cases, i remember two sets of pasts. Yes, you read correctly, i remember what group A is saying, and i remember what group B is saying.

    And so, let the understanding of multiple universes commence. Science will just have to throw out their books and start anew, on a new frontier.

  • @skramatters(67)· 2685d

    Tell us how you really feel... I can only assume you're not one of the mundanes?

    Next post you'll probably tell all us the Earth isn't flat and hollow. The reptilian overlords are watching..

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