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An Open Letter to the Steemit Community - Regarding the Employees of TRON

Justin's Butler@justins-butler (52)2362d

I am thoroughly appalled by the actions of the Steemit Community: by freezing Justin’s steem and limiting his liquidity, not only are you creating a financial hardship for him, but you also destroying the lives of everyone who works for him.

For instance, when Justin sends me out to buy his favorite caviar, on this new shoestring budget, I now have to buy roe, and pray that he doesn’t notice. Do you even know what roe is?

It’s fish spunk!

That’s right! You’re forcing my master to eat fish gravy!

Also, I was not able to pay the monthly dues to the elites, so now, I have to somehow explain that he will not be going to the orgy and all I can manage are two somewhat rabid-looking prostitutes, with questionable genders, and if Justin feels the need to strangle something, he will have to settle for a stray cat.

Now you tell me, how am I suppose to look him in the eye after that conversation?

And it’s not like I’m a slacker, I’m always going the extra mile. Justin initially hired me because I have knack for procuring the perfect orphan for any occasion: no matter where we’re at in the world, I can have them delivered in under an hour, but am I still able to serve a dozen plump orphans to Justin and his Wall Street buddies?

Hell no!

Instead, I’m having to spend my days commandeering bitcoins from Poloniex just to cover this back-alley romance, while dealing with the constant knocks from the grizzliest repo men that I ever seen.

That’s right!

The fucking Tronmobile was just repossessed, with all of Justin’s dry cleaning still in the trunk, including his masks and capes. So late at night, when the city beckons, will he still be able to punish the homeless?

Hell no!

So now, this morning, I was forced to wrap myself in phone books, because all those misplaced knives, will be directed at me!

Not since the “Hacker One” fiasco of 2019, have I been in so much peril and I want this to sit with you: so all you hackers know how you’re affecting real people.

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This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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Comments · 11

@vincentnijman(74)· 2358d
Thank you for providing us with some much needed satire in these harsh times ;>)
@arcange(79)· 2361d
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@shookriya(62)· 2362d
This is too awesome.
“Wrap myself in phonebooks” hah I love rich people.
@flemingfarm(81)· 2362d
What do you do when he demands the "beatings"? I'm sure there are certain ones who are in higher demand than others... Does he like the whips and shackles or is he more of the cuckold type? Maybe he is into S&M? Maybe he is just into golden showers or pegging...

Hey, who am I to judge. EVERYONE has their KINK!!!

@steemitboard(66)· 2362d

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@galenkp(84)· 2362d
You should start a go-fund-me for your master...We wouldn't want him to have to go without an appropriate coronavirus mask through the inability to pay for it.
@valued-customer(75)· 2362d
O how I regret my hacking now!
@quochuy(78)· 2362d

Roe and caviar basically refer to the same thing: fish eggs. However, the term roe refers to the fish eggs (or male fish sperm) themselves while caviar is roe that has been salted or “cured” and then placed in tins for storage and aging.

^{Source: What is the Difference Between Caviar and Roe?}
@edicted(83)· 2362d
Going to assume you said "Steemit community" incorrectly on purpose.
@chekohler(76)· 2362d
I honestly don't know how this man is surviving without his stake, should we start a gofund me in the SPS? Justins daily bread
@daltono(81)· 2362d
This is my kind of comedy right here.