#mischievousmondays

Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | Invent a New Reason to Call in Sick

Welcome to Qurator's Mischievous Mondays!

This will be a weekly competition that we will be hosting every Monday. We want to see a little more engagement and fun when it comes to some of our competitions so this will be a simpler and shorter competition. Easy to enter, but maybe not so easy to win. ;) This competition will be similar to the Monday Missions we had a long time ago, but instead of writing posts to enter we will now consider only the comments and answers on this blog as your entry to win.

Why Mischievous?

We all could use a little fun in our lives. We would even say that we deserve it, let loose a little and have a go at making everyone laugh or think a little, even if it is a little over the top or pure silliness. Go all out and let your creative juices flow.

Invent a New Reason to Call in Sick

The stranger the better.

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RULES

Write a comment in this post, your comment will be your entry.
Only comments that fit the theme and style.
It has to be done by you, no plagiarism.
All entries will be reviewed by the Qurator team.
Only one entry per account.
Deadline: Before the timer on this post runs out.
Your entry will not count if you aren't following the above-mentioned rules.

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1st Prize

2nd Prize

3rd Prize

4th Prize

5th Prize

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30% upvote

25% upvote

20% upvote

15% upvote

10% upvote

^{The winning comments will receive the upvote on a recent post/comment. If comments are too close to payout we will upvote a recent post/comment.}

Invent a New Kind of Currency

What weird thing becomes valuable?

1st Prize - 30% Upvote

@hatdogsensei

2nd Prize - 25% Upvote

@luisacarola

3rd Prize - 20% Upvote

@onemanonewrite

4th Prize - 15% Upvote

@davidke20

5th Prize - 10% Upvote

@amitsharma

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Comments · 6

@onemanonewrite(59)· 5h
Thank you for the upvote

Invent a New Reason to Call in Sick. The reason I can think of to call in sick for work is that I have reached the token limits to all the AI agents available today. This means I cannot do any type of work because the AI agents do all the work tasks for me and since I have reached the token limits, I am now just lowly employee that does not function without AI and just lying on the ground waiting for the tokens to be refreshed or refilled
@hatdogsensei(69)· 5h
Invent a New Reason to Call in Sick

The new reason I will invent to call in sick especially on work is that I will tell my boss that I got caught Chicken Flu. I got this flu when I stepped on a chicken poop in the backyard and since the chicken poop is still fresh and wet, the chemicals from that poop has entered my body and the symptoms of it is high fever, sweaty feet and the weirdest symptoms is that your arms are bent most of the time and there is some instance that the bent arms are involuntary swinging in the motion of a chicken dance making any type of work impossible to do.
@kachy2022(71)· 6h
Lovely entries. Happy new week everyone ✨️
@febrirmd(67)· 7h
😍😍
@luisacarola(70)· 8h
Thank you so much, @qurator, for the selection. Hugs!!!
@davidke20(80)· 9h
Thanks for the curation.

Good yawning sob... I mean boss. I call in sick because my neighbor was smoking marijuana all night and the fume gets into my bedroom whilst I was asleep. At this point of time whilst I'm typing this... I slete heel figh...borry soss, deen to kate a yay off