It's Star Wars without those dumb jedis getting in the way, which in and of itself is a rip off of the movie 'The Fortress.'
How do I describe the plot... a planet that uses magic and swords gets invaded by an alien Dragon that kidnaps the wife of the king on their wedding day.
So the movie is basically the king and thieves he comes across trying to get to the black castle.
It literally just clicked in my head that it's also a rip off of clash of the titans, which is another movie I like.
There's comedy... that isn't funny.
Special affects that you don't believe.
Danger that really isn't scare and a group of men with no character development so you don't even care when they die or if they're going to die.
It's taken me years to actually sit down and watch this, and part of me wished I had seen it years and years ago just to have watched it.
Would I have paid to see it? No.