Name: Coming to America is...well...Coming to America ~ Comedy Open Mic Round # 26
Item: Coming to America
Author: @blewitt

Ok so who here likes Funko Pops???

Great!!! We got one guy. Now let me show you dumb fucks what I just got today!!!

Well it’s the Exclusive Akeem Joffer GOLD Funko Pop. Akeem is the Prince of Zamunda in the always hilarious, Coming to America. In the film Eddie Murphy kills it!! If you have not seen the film then please participate in ANY of these activities at once. Dealers choice.

Now that we weeded out those dipshits, I can tell ya a bit about this treasure before me. This is a Target Exclusive which simply put, means it’ll be a bitch to find. In my area, these mofo’s don’t mess around or shower, and line up hours before the store opens to score the latest Pops to bring home to their ever growing cardboard box collection that just happens to have a toy inside. Luckily for me I have a friend who is batshit insane and picks us up extra cool pieces from time to time when he’s on his morning hunt through the unforgiving battlefields of Walmart’s and Target’s across the Armpit of America.

Let’s open this shit!!! Or should I leave it in the box? What do you think @saywha?!? Will this be a fine addition to my cardboard collection?!? Which way will work better for tub playtime?

So upon opening you’ll see a super fancy XL shirt which I CANNOT WAIT to NEVER EVER wear in public! My wife is already ashamed, grossed out, and doesn’t want to fuck me as is...why add fuel to the fire?!?

I mean...contrary to popular belief...the Akeem Black & Gold Funko Pop Shirt does not tick off a lot of boxes in the “what drives her wild” category. I know...I know...shocking!

Ok...so now the moment that 3 people worldwide, who aren’t even going to read this have been waiting for........

Wow. So Cool...right? Ok...so back to the fucktards who haven’t seen Coming to America. What’s your problem? Seriously...Don’t you ever have a craving for some...

If not just watch it already. Go home right now. I don’t give a shit if you are hard at work at Petco and are pretending to have mudbutt so you can blog on Steemit in the employee bathroom. Go up to your slob of a manager and tell that worthless bag o’ dicks that YOU...are taking the rest of the day off...with pay...to let your Soul Glow. If not...you are just pure trash. Total. Fucking. Garbage...

Thanks Akeem!

I nominate @deadspace & @dfinney for the @comedyopenmic challenge.

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/the-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26

All gifs came from giphy.com, eylandt.info, & resetera.com.

Comments · 10

@dfinney(69)· 2886d

Oh crap. What did I miss here? Lol

COMING TO AMERICA FUNKO!!!
What did I just (over a week ago) get nominated to do? 😄😂🤣

@creativecrypto(79)· 2892d

Hello @blewitt, thank you for sharing this creative work! We just stopped by to say that you've been upvoted by the @creativecrypto magazine. The Creative Crypto is all about art on the blockchain and learning from creatives like you. Looking forward to crossing paths again soon. Steem on!

@effofex(62)· 2894d

Look... me and the Funko people got this little misunderstanding. They got Freddy Funko, mine is Funky Ferdy. They got the Funko Pop, I got the Funky Bops. We both got all-vinyl statues, special box, exclusives, chasers, and serial numbers, but their Pops have license deals. My Bops have no deals.

@ange.nkuru(66)· 2895d

Wouldn't be that surprised if we still had the casette. #Aclassic

@corpsvalues(64)· 2895d

haha, great movie. Killing it with the gifs =D

@belemo(79)· 2895d

I've seen that movie, Eddie Murphy killed it, he played many roles too.

@belemo(79)· 2895d

I've seen that movie, Eddie Murphy killed it, he played many roles too.

@holybranches(60)· 2895d

Coming to America is dangerous for a Nigerian like me. I don't want to be deported just because of a movie.

@deadspace(74)· 2895d

Shit, man. That is an awesome Funko Pop. Surprised they haven't done more Eddie Murphy Pops, dude was killing it in the 80's/90's with his movies and characters. Seriously, an Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop would be dope. (Also, fuck you for having awesome friends who grab you shit. Apparently I need to find some chloroform and abduct some of your buddies.)

This is the second time I've been nominated, so I guess I definitely need to make a post. Prepping for moving has been a nightmare, and stress from other things has been making me go insane too. I'll have a post up in the next week or so for sure though, man.

@com-judge(61)· 2895d

Hi blewitt,

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