Let me tell you why this movie is not happening! I start in a little untraditional and unnecessarily descriptive way, but suffer only a little, it will not take long to get to the revelation. First, surprising for this kind of movie, "Shark Night" begins with the inscriptions, not with the usual teaser in which the first innocent victim, who usually has no connection with the rest of the story, dies. At this stage, I'm a little excited because hey, we have an attempt to break the clichés, even they are unimportant.
I'm still excited when I see that breaking the clichés is just about putting the teaser behind the inscriptions - and I know what it is because I've seen the trailer and the lady that we see is not part of the movie. And I'm excited because we're focused on a very nice female . And this, ladies and gentlemen, is part of what's all about in these movies. Following are shark shots, which, surprisingly, are her friend. And here comes the moment when a red light comes on. The girl's boyfriend drops the top of her swimsuit, throws her away and goes to get something from the camper, and she swims beside him and wears it for a moment without seeing naked female breasts. And then, in the mandatory greeting to Jaws, he dies in a bunch of red bubbles that do not see anything.
If you have not figured out what kind of conclusion it is all about, let me tell you . "Shark Night" is * "horror" without tits, without "gore", with nothing. And as a cover of everything, not only it is not fun, it is also taken seriously and even attempts to "examine" some social themes, such as people's perceptions of the "horror" that floods us everywhere, what gets up and looks at internet, who benefits from all the work, and so on. Who nowadays makes serious "horror" shark thrillers in which thirty-year-old college kids are shuffling and are called Shark Night , and there is no gore and no fun? Or are they not crawling with obscene action? I
I think if at this stage you do not see a problem in the whole thing, even if I tell you the whole storyline full of clichés, the one-dimensional images, the love dramas, the present and the past, the "surprising twists", the bloody effects... - I still will not be able to convince you that there is anything wrong with the movie. For this reason, I will not do it, I just do not see meaning. For the final I will say that ultimately everyone decides for themselves whether to watch a movie or not, and although I am totally disappointed, ibut I know people that are satisfied with this movie, people - for example, that there is everything behind cause, and not just a man against nature - so why not get things at you? And now you know what to expect.
