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Star Wars Rise of Skywalker Spoilers & Leaks

Review by @joeyarnoldvn · 2423d · of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Superwoman Rey is so powerful, she can't even resurrect her savior who kissed her back from dead, like as if she was a Disney Sleepy Beauty Princess. But don't worry, it's not like this Skywalker Star Wars film is sexist towards women or anything. It's not like Kylo Ren Ben is not going to get his own force ghost. Oh wait, what? Haha. So, if you don't know, spoilers and leaks are on Reddit, Twitter, YouTube, Facebook, and all over the Internet. Some of it started leaking like yesterday. Some of it has been leaking for many months now in 2019. I can share more leaks if you want me to. Just ask me to share more. I can include videos, pictures, links, text, etc. So, what do you think about this 9th Star Wars movie?

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Comments · 9

  • @joeyarnoldvn(68)· 2415d

    They introduced excessive usage and voltage of force healing, force Skype, force teleportation, force projection, force grabbing, and especially force lightning. How was Rey able to do things better than Kenobi, Yoda, Luke, or even Anakin Skywalker? Well, in The Last Jedi, Luke overdosed on the force while force projecting across the universe from the blue milk island planet to the not Hoth planet to fake fight Kylo who was going to be redeemed anyways. Oh, is that why Luke didn't go there in person to murder Ben? The biggest thing that happened in Star Wars Rise of Skywalker is that the same force lightning that can penetrate dozens of ships cannot even penetrate one little girl and yet can penetrate the old white guy who is wielding it. Huh? She can block it but he can't block it? In Revenge of the Sith, even Yoda blocked the lightning from Palpatine and threw it back at him. So, Yoda can block it. Rey can block it. But the old white male can't block it?

  • @joeyarnoldvn(68)· 2421d

    I was attacked on Twitter. They locked me out.

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  • @joeyarnoldvn(68)· 2423d

    For the most part, they were told what they could and could not do in making these movies from people above Disney. In other words, Disney is not independent any more than Facebook might be.

  • @joeyarnoldvn(68)· 2423d

    @Vitt, did you see that the Emperor creates a wormhole to escape the explosion of the Second Death Star as seen in Return of the Jedi? In Star Wars Rise of Skywalker, they don't really show much or explain a lot. So, it is said that the novel, coming in March of 2020, will probably talk about the wormhole. Palpatine teleports via the wormhole thing, thanks to the power of the force, to a planet but then dies in the process. Many dead Sith Lords enter into his body as if they were demon possessing him. So, Palpy becomes dependent on machines just like Darth Vader did. Some of his limbs are said to have fallen off or whatever. I don't really care, specifically, about these movies, in some ways, but I talk about it mostly to point out the hypocrisy and everything of Disney and SJWs and many different things.

  • @joeyarnoldvn(68)· 2423d

    Wormhole Escape, Palpatine did to escape Death Star 2 Explosion. He goes to a planet but dies. Ancient Sith enter into his body to resurrect him. He becomes like Vader, dependent on machines.

  • @joeyarnoldvn(68)· 2423d

    Rey can force teleport lightsabers but can't resurrect Ren Ben. She can't even force teleport Palpy into a star.

  • @ganjafarmer(76)· 2423d

    You suck! Spoilers suck... Hahahaha