The day and time have come, I have watched a large number of Italian counterfeits preparing for today's masterpiece. The movie is so bad that my description could end there, but it's not from complaining. So sit down dear reader and it's time to start your greatest journey because Turkish Star Wars is a league higher than Italian pasta hehe
The film begins with lively music and hmm eye-catching subtitles
Initial subtitles lasted over 2 minutes so know that it will be harsh because all of Turkey worked on the set :) After these subtitles, the reader is bombing us with fighters and rockets and hmm Death Star so it's harsh :)Well, in general, the lector says that the world is bad and divided into different worlds and each of these worlds is ruling, but everyone wants to get the power of another land in other words butter butter in butter cooked :) All the time get the bad scenes from the movie Star Wars for now, everyone will mention in the opening credits probably just eating, because the scenes do not belong to this production. Well, we have stormtroopers, we have a planet and they fly from time to time, we also have the Death Star even shown again here apparently here the action will take place because it will give the planet, maybe it would not be so bad if the scenes were not released several times one by one. I understand, cut out good scenes from the movie, just to duplicate the same hehe. Well, finally the action went further than looping one scene So, sled heroes are shown who are going to destroy another object.
I do not cling to the background behind is more blurred ;)
And the evil character also appears in our drama
Someone who wears such a mask is either working in the Slipknot team or just want to get in touch with our heroes :)Well, the evil one sent deadly fighters to take over our main heroes but they are not beaten in vaccine so they make an effective left turn
I forgot to add that each of the heroes is in a separate fighter jet. The scene when our heroes are shot at is a real masterpiece dodging all the time and even shooting the bad guys. I don't know if you still have one, but there is serious action. And suddenly, from here, like a hero shooting an opponent, the music from Indiana Jones turns on until I started looking for him on the screen to throw a lasso;) An unbelievable thing happened, our heroes had an accident and hit a planet, by the way the sun began to do an earthquake so is serious. So the heroes' journey started.
by the way their ships disappeared somewhere, but that's such a small detail.
Well, they admire, they look around here and there and suddenly ... the pyramid so they are going to see each other. A huge plus because in comparison with the Turkish Rambo here voices even ok recorded so you can hear what they say. Later, one of the heroes demonstrates a whistle after which no woman can resist, such Well you can say Rambo Don Juan el vader Kebbabo from him hehe After this nails that resembles a whistle from the kettle go further. Instead of bringing women, a whistle brought people in the stupidest masks who attack heroes
The fight is serious but our heroes are real killing machines eliminate one by one
And during the fight, of course, our lively music from Indiana Jones is playing. In the film there are also jump scary when after winning the fight our heroes jump on horses and drive away suddenly before the screen, suspicious guys jump out, which I think are supposed to scare.
Everything is beautiful until the moment they meet cans, then under the influx of impulses they unfortunately fall over and the can people go towards them.So they took them and took them to the arena where others are fighting. There are only men and one woman in the audience.
Well, our heroes got free defeated these stormtroopers but the can people disappeared somewhere so, generally they escaped from this woman to the cave because it turned out they were wounded.An old grandfather appears in the cave who summarizes the whole story of the earth and the evil one wants to get the brain evil because only then can he take over the planet. The evil one wants to get our heroes brains because they present themselves so nicely :) our heroes activated the caves mummies :) Finally, they accost our heroes so they quickly get lost.
Then the main bad appears and the light turns red so there will be a fight or hmm I don't know what,)During this filter, she depicts this woman and her head as illusions and then defeats our heroes through a can of people again. They are not tied up and they are simply disguised. One of our heroes went to talk to the main one with the bad one while the other one is resting
Maybe I cling, maybe such a fashion, but the main character's outfit Well, one such Well, one must admit :) He shows the brain in the box, then the stick disappears and begins to show the hero the woman again and then says and capture him. And one of the skirmishes begins with the same opponents. At one point, the second hero joins them together, fighting these creatures. The fight is long and exciting. Once again they are captured and this time it will not be so nice because they will be tortured. The Great Pluto of Styrofoam is moved to the beard of the heroes and then buries with a few grains of sand.So now we have the stupidest scene because our queen had a bad one Well this queen may need to be released and our main bad first turned her into an old woman and then into a spider such a bad bastard;) So our heroes are taken to the arena outside and everybody is that girl and that old man. Our heroes have to fight such a creature for this, it is not easy because the creature is bigger but not the biggest role is played by the number of kicks
Well, our hero jumps and jumps and jumps so much that the creature dies. Strength is not in songs but in jumps and fikołki. After winning the fight escapes with this girl and her old grandfather to their quarters and then they go to a great place where the old grandfather tells the whole genesis in all this chaos, our hero forgot about his colleague who is still tortured. When he heard about everything along with the girl escaping (apparently the old grandfather bored more than the bad one) but not so hop siup because when he leaves the cave waiting for them creatures of evil name him watermelon man :) So another unusual skirmish :)In the meantime, the second hero is trapped and connected to a pipe to prepare him for a brain excision :) Our hero defeats these starosts goes to the second cave and there a casket with the brain and a super sword so he takes and goes to the final duel so we are approaching the final and on I will finish with this :)
To sum up, the film is unfortunately taken seriously, although you can laugh at the screenwriter's ineptitude. Acting Well, there is something and something the characters are trying, but they are going hard The film itself is a verge of star wars but it is on such a rock that fragments of the film are cut out and thrown in here (long live the copyright). Idiotism is chased by idiot the closer the end, the stranger you are to watch it. The idea of kidnapping the brain even though the brain was hidden in a large glass somehow did not kidnap Music hmm indiana Jones bows and yet with Omena I am not mistaken I am surprised by the number of people mentioned in the initial subtitles and here we have colic people who play several roles In Poland we had an Academy Mr. Kleks in Space and hmm at the same time this masterpiece is our film at least we did not make a cheap cut off. On the one hand I recommend watching it on the other it can be hard to get through the idiots in the script :)
