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Mac and Me Review

Review by @kapitanrosomak · 2212d · of Mac and Me

Each of us has heard about McDonald's, they serve hamburgers and other sophisticated food, but not everyone knows that the film was made which is a live advertisement and at the same time the worst E. T I invite you to read. klbqya.jpg The film begins like a resident of another planet, something is gouging in the ground at the moment, accompanied by joyful music la08lr.jpg It turns out that he drinks the earth with a straw (I know how it sounds) Suddenly, terrified aliens see the space probe that lands. Curious, they approach her. The terror is serious even though it's a children's film

One of the aliens throws a stone at the probe and continues to observe. It turns out that aliens are the whole family and went to watch the probe flew to their planet. I forgot to add that each of the aliens moves strangely, so probably the coke was too strong pulled in and twisted them a bit An incredible thing is happening because this probe collects samples and turns on the strangest vacuum cleaner in this part of the galaxy, which draws our cosmic family 7vwbd9.jpg You can see that was the purpose because whenever he kidnapped the innocent aliens the engines started and the land was a little relaxed so we get a helicopter flight which lasts maybe 3 seconds but it's always something other than a car :) helicopter this way that gives a good show 3wc9cb.jpg Our probe has already landed and in general experts are beginning to examine what it found interesting there, yet the knowledge that the probe hides the entire cosmic family mpkqc7.jpgAnd so dismantling the capsule, they describe everything they take samples to the right places and suddenly as if they were not piercing, as if not light and smoke in the eyes. It turns out that this is a special hatch where our aliens stayed. 0eipas.jpgWell, our group of aliens gets out, but no one reacts, they break glass and go on, but the professor who was holding the whole project lets them go because he is curious about what's going on in the laboratory. When the aliens reach the metal gate, they effectively smash it and move on. So the beginning is very strong. Suddenly the army appears and they tell the aliens not to move; D but the smallest and most handicapped escapes and runs away so quickly that it's hard to keep up with him. He runs to the fence and smashes it :) such a sweet destroyer 0vbf1q.jpgLet's call him a handicap fires at a foreign car that his father drives and carries a son somewhere who is jape :) The handicap causes the driver to not understand what is happening on the road and thanks to him several cars collide making a terrible collision

Ultimately, our nibbler jumps into the car of another family who goes somewhere and attention one of them drinks coke so this is a sign above the signs that the handicap will choose them. ![ksoxtm.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/ksoxtm.jpg)She road all the time not knowing that there is a vile handicap in the back seat ![pjqk99.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/pjqk99.jpg)Look at those eyes that are big on drugs, I feel something that the family who carries the handicap will be his first victim;) It turns out that our human family bought a house from here, they rode all night, they don't know yet that they are transporting the most dangerous individual in the galaxy;) So they arrive at the place, a beautiful house. Our young hero, unfortunately, rides in a wheelchair, but it does not bother being hmm a movable cart for carrying things;) ![q7gsbk.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/q7gsbk.jpg) Unpacking begins, the family is only a few poodles away from seeing the creature so terrible that Ridely Scoot said that Alien 2 gives to spin Italy because he is afraid;) Our handicap slipped out of the car at the last moment and entered the house, now the terror will be even greater . The whole action was seen by a little girl who was wearing an Indian dress so she is crazy riding without a handle. Our family is already at home watching each other how beautiful it is. Our lurking killer is already watching his poor victims ![u15u40.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/u15u40.jpg) Do you remember the Chucky doll? So here we have a scene after which I would rather not fall asleep ![ojxco9.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/ojxco9.jpg)Our little hero is on a special diet because his mother has made him toast and a coke, so it's interesting. By the way there must be poverty because he got the smallest television in the room ![zalsks.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/zalsks.jpg)You have to forgive but today I will talk a little differently if you like it, then the next films will also be in this form and if not I will return to a normal story;) Do you remember Psychosis and the famous shower scene? Well, it turns out that our hero has a separate bathroom so he goes, and there the water is pouring, he is curious because he did not turn it on so he goes further and there a room and boots put somebody down ![gix5qt.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/gix5qt.jpg)Well, our young hero in a wheelchair follows the tracks to the kitchen and there something is slipping out of the fridge and it was not a sandwich, then the black marks go further and head into the garden and there the neighbor this girl hmm, is she hiding him in a refrigerator? ;) It's night our bloodthirsty terror of people devises an evil plan of how to bite into their brains;)! By the way, our young hero tells his mother about this that it was probably a raccoon and that he would get over it. Our handicap watches this poor family and then goes to the window of our young hero and watches as his mother tells him that she does not have to be afraid of anything at night. ![8q2uez.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/8q2uez.jpg)Then the handicap communicates with its cosmic family with a whistle, followed by day. Now the action is at high speed because the remote car itself enters our room. All household members are still asleep and do not know that someone is waiting for the life of a poor boy; D So the car reaches a certain place and stops. And our little handicap drills a hole in the wall with a huge drill until the boy was terrified. ![8j9xra.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/8j9xra.jpg) Suddenly, the mother wakes up and the will of who made such a hole in the wall and who cut a big hole in the door does not believe our heroes, the more he just holds the saw in his hand;) The young gets pissed off and goes to the garden. He is watched by a filmed neighbor who already thinks he is overpowered by an alien. So he is going to kill himself;) (he was really serious about riding down a small hill but he didn't think anything)![q16i8d.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/q16i8d.jpg)The handicap saves him because he wants to inflict him a death blow so he throws him ashore and disappears in the water himself, of course the young see it just like a wind-up neighbor. However, the mother does not believe it. The doctor comes and says that it's ok and that he doesn't jump off the cliff anymore because he breaks his legs; D Then the second son about whom I wrote nothing takes my mother and this younger brother and goes to the city to relax a little after such emotions. After returning, our young hero, of course, gets the allocation of drugs or Coke. He knows that someone is at home, but he also does not know how to prove to the whole family (brother and mother) Our handicap drinks a Coke and follows the footsteps of straws because he knows that there will be more Coke.![6zqgqu.jpg](https://img.esteem.app/6zqgqu.jpg) They manage to catch a handicap for a vacuum cleaner, but it is not just any because it is an ultra 600 vacuum cleaner on which a filmed neighbor passes through several rooms and the ceiling;) The handicap being in a vacuum cleaner feels bad with it would like to kill them all but without great power Cola It goes he feels weak but our young hero rushes with help and gives him a precious drink after which the handicap feels like murder

wt07f7.jpg The young want to hide from the parents of the handicap, so they try to say that they don't know. Who cleaned up the kitchen or who prepared Cola, after this scene we get as a handicap gets on a children's car and starts a pack of dogs He enters a tree of handicap and the saliva drips when he sees jsk;) a Turkish piece is playing in the background so I think we have some cooperation :) When our heroes come back alive viewer from the Coke, of course, waiting for our young hero, you see a boy suffering from Coke deficiency serious illness In the meantime a guest arrives and asks if they have not recently observed anything strange (mother replied with it) and our handicap already he is sitting on the couch and is trying somehow to approach them psychologically so that they may fall into the garage themselves;) They decide to take a handicap for a ride, so they dress him in the worst costume l2p72z.jpgNobody will worry that our young hero will foresee something strange hehe. After an hour, they reach a great place McDonades to eat there and drink a cola on the street, children dance and sing probably after this caffeine;) Are you afraid of Pennywis, what will you say about that man;)?9l50pz.jpg The handicap drinks coke and dances with this wind-up neighbor so it is fun fun. We are approaching the final which will sweep away your understanding of the movies, but you have to see it for yourself if your eyes are nice hehe

To sum up the film is the worst cut I've ever seen, it's not enough that a cheap fake ET is shown at every step, Cola etc., the script, if you believe it, there is more horror after my description than just the correct action hehe. Acting, well, I don't pick on the budget of two potatos, there is nothing to demand. In general, one of the worst films ever made and it's still rude saying that Only McDonald can beat everyone and be a hero for aliens;) Bad to the bone and despite the fact that the movie is as old as me, it feels less old than this "work"

Comments · 1

  • @wiseagent(81)· 2206d

    This movie looks "weird" (at first) but seems to be quite nice.