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Heart Eyes (2025) - Not Quite Love at First Sight - REVIEW

Review by @skiptvads · 449d · of Heart Eyes

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I wanted to watch Heart Eyes for some time but was waiting for the right moment, I knew this was a movie that would not excite me but at the end felt very balance between slasher, humor and some silly romance, a horror comedy that hit theaters just in time for Valentine's Day 2025. I wasn't even aware that there is a genre for this type of movie being called a "rom com slasher," but as I mention it does work great. After a few minutes it started it was obvious what the movie was trying to do so I found myself enjoying the ride despite some obvious flaws. Directed by Josh Ruben, who for the most part was an actor but as many he jump in into the director profession and he is mostly known for Werewolves Within, this movie was written by the team of Phillip Murphy, Michael Kennedy, and Christopher Landon, so they attempt to merge the worlds of romantic comedy and slasher horror into something fresh and entertaining, but to be honest its not the slasher movie that will make you want to just stop and get out of there, this one only had a few scenes and you will still be able to watch them without feeling too awkward.

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Source Heart Eyes has enough to make it worth your time if you're a fan of either genre, especially if you enjoy seeing victims smashed in creative ways. The entire plot is very simple, a masked killer known as "Heart Eyes" targets couples exclusively on Valentine's Day and the two leads get caught in the crossfire despite not actually being a couple or at least not initially.

The main character Ally; played by Olivia Holt, a marketing executive at a high end jewelry company who's still hung up on her ex boyfriend and has just created an ad campaign featuring doomed lovers right as the infamous "Heart Eyes Killer" returns for his third year of Valentine's Day murders, viewers and comments online totally destroy her for creating such anti climatic publicity where lovers ending up death are suppose to be the icon for selling jewelry, I get the idea but truly mess up. After her campaign causes public backlash, her company brings in Jay; role played by Mason Gooding, a charming and successful marketing consultant to help fix the mess. By pure coincidence the two have a meet at a coffee shop earlier in the day, here comes in the setup for the classic rom com of initial dislike that will inevitably turn to attraction, Ally did like Jay but she was still sour by her last boyfriend. So its when they bump into Ally's ex during a Valentine's Day dinner meeting, she impulsively kisses Jay to make her ex jealous and this puts them directly in the sights of the Heart Eyes Killer, who mistakes them for a genuine couple.

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Source As a result of them becoming a target what we get is a classic night of running, hiding and fighting for their lives as the masked killer chase them down and its weird how the killer can be at so many places at once, to then suddenly be gone. All this happening while they are constantly trying to explain to the killer that they are not actually a couple, which becomes a complicated repetitive topic across the movie as their attraction to each other grows with each encounter with Heart Eyes. There is also a funny aspect of the movie, two detectives called Hobbs and Shaw, I suppose the rights for those names; are after the trail of the killer but here is the twist, one of the works with the killer.

There is no doubt that Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding did a great job at carrying the movie on their shoulders, with an excellent chemistry between them. Holt I remember from Cloak & Dagger" data-wpil-keyword-link="linked" data-wpil-monitor-id="3770">Cloak & Dagger but also showed her horror skills in Totally Killer, brings a perfect mix of vulnerability, humor and eventual badass to the character of Ally. She's cynical about love after her breakup but still has that spark that makes you want her to end up next to Jay. Gooding on the other had was a bit flat for me, at times look like Ally was the man of the relationship but he still did well at been the passive romantic guy, all swag, playing Jay with a charismatic confidence. Together they create a well balance couple that feels genuine, making their gradual shift from forced into colleagues to potential lovers believable even within the chaos of having a killer breathing on their neck. The supporting cast is more hit and miss, with some characters making strong impressions despite limited screen time it is the case of Jordana Brewster as detective Shaw, slowly but surely became the third leg of the movie until the end she became more than that and still with her little time on screen cause a good impression, have to admit besides Ally she was my second favorite character on the movie. The killer, Heart Eyes has a visually striking design with a deteriorated yellow mask, almost like a Mexican wrestling mask with glowing red heart eyes, not only glowing but fkn night vision, making for a very modern slasher villain even if the person behind the mask was not who you might expect, at first I also thought it was Jay.

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Source The ending of Heart Eyes is where the movie really lost me, it was not obvious but the one behind the mask never ever cause that impression during the movie and usually you get hints of who is it. I did enjoy how Heart Eyes is the classic horror movie develop on a single night of terror, the movie even take a turn when having an impostor die pretending to be the real killer, this twist even though might sound interesting also falls flat once the movie explain how it became to be, it's a classic villain mistake that drains any tension from the scene.

The final confrontation does feature some impressive gore effects and a satisfying moment where Ally and Jay finally work together to defeat the killers, but it can't fully redeem the disappointing previous reveal. The film ends with Ally and Jay finally admitting their feelings for each other, completing the rom com cycle of their relationship. There is also a mid credits scene that keeps the door open for a potential sequel and probably make it a franchise, even though I consider that would be very silly and turn into something like "Scary Movie. The movie does a good job in my opinion on blending all this genres and to be honest if I was to watch this movie at the theaters on Valentines day, I bet my wife or your couple would laugh a few times, making the movie a good watch for a movie night.

I have to admit the movie is worth watching, yes there are scenes that are cliche and predictable but the movie needs them to be funny and keep the romance side of things present, between all this there is the chaos and tension generated from incompetent cops keeping Ally and Jay lock down while the killer is after them and the fact that Heart Eyes never deviate for stop looking for them. The movie has a single purpose for a specific occasion, and that is make you laugh at the same time make you a bit uncomfortable with the gory scenes on a Valentines date at the cinema, for the movie to achieve its target and been entertain I have to give it a 7/10 but its not a movie I would go back and watch more than twice in a year, this also make it a good candidate to keep releasing a new version every Valentines? I would say to give it a try.

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