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My thoughts on Jupiter's ascending

Review by @trumpman · 1700d · of Jupiter Ascending

So, I started watching this scifi movie on Netflix this morning while the baby was sleeping.

The acting and casting was meh, the story seemed interesting but it felt like the movie was trying to shove up too many things in too little time and not in a way that keeps the viewer interest.

Too many characters, too many sub-stories to follow, too many places etc etc.

About halfway through I was just too confused and too bored to watch the rest, I said f*** it and moved one with my life.

Judging from the shitty reviews and rating the movie has on IMDb I was not the only to have done so.

A boring shitty film. Stay away!

Comments · 9

  • @wiseagent(81)· 1699d

    At the time I watched this movie, I had high expectations... But the result is pretty bad.

  • @pizzabot(60)· 1700d

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  • @ykretz(67)· 1700d

    I watched the full movie.. I should have stopped like you did, it's one of the worst big budget movie I know ! !PIZZA

  • @urun(69)· 1700d

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    Yeah, some time ago I tried to watch it too. Stop it after a short time period.

    Some good ones are:

    The Dictator

    and

    Grimsby

    I think you know already, but if not watch them :D

  • @emiliovzla(57)· 1700d

    I remember watching this movie, you really couldn't stop watching the movie for 5 minutes because things were already happening too fast and it became very boring and pointless at the end.

  • @nbarrios67(70)· 1700d

    It really is a very bad movie, with a rushed pace, it doesn't seem to be from the Matrix makers. Watching it is a waste of time.

  • @mattsanthonyit(81)· 1700d

    I haven't watch this but trust me. I'm on it. Definitely I will give some few hours to watch it on Netflix this week. How is the baby doing? And how is the family doing too in general..... My regards. Greetings..

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  • @edicted(83)· 1700d

    lol Jupiter Ascending is fucking amazong.

    Did you know that bees can sense royalty?

    Highly entertaining trash pile.