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Coming soon's review (1999) : RyanReynoldsChallenge (3/48)

Review by @ykretz · 1717d · of Coming Soon

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I have to say this one is pretty strange.

The first 15 minutes of the movie I was really worried about what I was watching and I totally thought something which is totally wrong but I'll explain.

This movie is directed by Colette Burson and this have an interest to know it have been realized by a Woman.

The movie start when 3 friends are quitting highschool to join college and one of them called Stream is still a virgin and think she has to have sex because in college girls have sex. She founds a boyfriend and have sex with him. But she realized that, she likes it but it's not as good as she thought is would be.

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The whole movie is about the Women's sexual pleasure.

During a scene when the 3 friends are talking about that, the mother of one of them come in the conversation and tells that this is really great that they get interested about knowing their body and having an orgasm is really great. But that's where is was really confused. The mother was, strange, a little crazy.

While Stream found her interesting her two friends don't want to here it saying that it's normal to have an orgasm. She starts to read books about the female pleasure and she realized she didn't reach the "climax". And when she talks about it to her friends or her boyfriend the reactions are always the same. That's her fault.

And I really felt like Colette Burson arrived with the screenplay about the female pleasure and it has been totally modified by the production and I don't know who to make it that shit saying that if people want to reach orgasme they need to make everything themselves and masturbating is for freaks.

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After some times I had my answer, his boyfriend is a shit, and her two friends where trying to be cool but they realized they never had an orgasm neither and they weren't even happy in their relation ship. That's how they try to make things better and start to focus on what they want to do instead of what they want people to think they do.

Steam breaks with his boyfriends and meet one of the ugliest version of Ryan Reynolds who is strangely super charismatic, funny and smart and understand woman, he has more interest to be with a woman who is also his friend instead of just having sex when he's stressed.

One of the Stream's friends realized she's gay and starts a good and healthy relationship with a girl and the last one is so mean during the whole movie that I don't even remember how the end has gone for her.

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I personally liked the movie only thanks to what I already said but it wasn't a super great movie to watch. I often felt like all the actors were not acting really good and I did not like most of the characters and the global aspect of the movie. I don't know why but I felt like the costume designers took the worst from the 80s and the 90s to make everybody look awful even if it's in 1999.

That wasn't the worst thing to watch but I'm sure if there wasn't Ryan Reynolds I would probably have stopped to watch it at the middle because as I say, they made one of the ugliest version of him. And that terrible beard is the reason. That's a super power, I tried just to hide it in my field of view with my finger and he becomes nicer immediately !

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At a moment in the movie he shaved it and I think that's for more realism because it grow again after and become even uglier because it's becoming too long. I hope he learned from that and never did it again because I don't think I will resist if I see this again in the next movies.


This is the list of the movies I'll review in the challenge :

Movie Name Date Link
Ordinary Magic 1993 Link
The Alarmist 1997 Link
Dick 1999 Coming Soon
Boltneck 2000 Coming Soon
We All Fall Down 2000 Coming Soon
Finder's Fee 2001 Coming Soon
National Lampoon's Van Wilder 2002 Coming Soon
Buying the Cow 2002 Coming Soon
The In-Laws 2003 Coming Soon
Foolproof 2003 Coming Soon
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle 2004 Coming Soon
Blade: Trinity 2004 Coming Soon
The Amityville Horror 2005 Coming Soon
Waiting... 2005 Coming Soon
Just Friends 2005 Coming Soon
Smokin' Aces 2006 Coming Soon
The Nines 2007 Coming Soon
Chaos Theory 2008 Coming Soon
Definitely, Maybe 2008 Coming Soon
Fireflies in the Garden 2008 Coming Soon
Adventureland 2009 Coming Soon
X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009 Coming Soon
The Proposal 2009 Coming Soon
Paper Man 2009 Coming Soon
Buried 2010 Coming Soon
Green Lantern 2011 Coming Soon
The Change-Up 2011 Coming Soon
Safe House 2012 Coming Soon
Ted 2012 Coming Soon
R.I.P.D. 2013 Coming Soon
The Voices 2014 Coming Soon
A Million Ways to Die in the West 2014 Coming Soon
The Captive 2014 Coming Soon
Mississippi Grind 2015 Coming Soon
The Woman in Gold 2015 Coming Soon
Self/less 2015 Coming Soon
Deadpool 2016 Coming Soon
Criminal 2016 Coming Soon
Life 2017 Coming Soon
The Hitman's Bodyguard 2017 Coming Soon
Deadpool 2 2018 Coming Soon
Pokémon Detective Pikachu 2019 Coming Soon
Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw 2019 Coming Soon
6 Underground 2019 Coming Soon
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard 2021 Coming Soon
Free Guy 2021 Coming Soon
Red Notice (not released yet but would probably when I reach it) 2021 Coming Soon

What a great moment to make this kind of post when he announced that he's quitting cinema for we don't know how long.

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I hope he will not be away for too long. There are a lot of projects with him that will need him to come back. Like Deadpool 3 or the thing I heard about a Free guy 2.

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