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Ted & RIPD's Review - RyanReynoldsChallenge (29-30/49)

Review by @ykretz · 1505d · of Ted

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I'm absolutely sorry, I'm about two weeks late and I'm coming with a double movie post.

These days I did not have enough time to write about those movie, I'm preparing, creating and working a lot and was trying to get some time to do something which doesn't seem like work :')

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I don't have a lot to say about this one for several reasons. Ryan Reynolds has a really really quick appearance, I don't have anything to say about him. The movie doesn't have anything extraordinary (strange for a story about a talking teddy bear). For me there are no major defect or quality.

That's pretty obvious this movie comes from the sick mind of Seth MacFarlane. Only people like him could transform this cute teddy bear into that :') and in my opinion they made it pretty well.

The bad side of this and it's only my opinion, is I don't like the "vilain". I found all of the story to go a little too fast while there are a lot of things to say about that magical being. I really think, if the quality don't fall,Ted would earn a lot by being a tv show.

It would be nice to see longer how tan can manage his special life and maybe to see him becoming a better person 😅

If you don't really like drugs comedies you will probably don't like that movie at all because that's all you have.

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I remember that I watched it only few months ago.

The movie is not as good as I was remembering :') It's not really that bad but.. I don't really know what they tried to make, I don't really know how is focused by the producers to watch this.

There is the usual and cliche scene with Ryan Reynolds and his girlfriend at the beginning, in the morning in their white bed saying to each other how much they are in love, talking together for the last time before one of them die or disappear (exactly like in Safe house but a little better and less awkward)

There are some things which doesn't make any sense, like the dead cops know that indian food make the people who are dead but did not reach the sky become monsters but they don't really know why. Maybe the "cumin". And they use and and yes that's that. Like they exist for probably thousand of years and never really tried to figure out why, they continued to buy indian food each time they needed to catch one until Ryan Reynolds comes.

And the reason why a lot of dead people are not reaching the "even or hell" is because there are too much human dying each day so they are unable to catch them all, but the artifact the vilains are building is 3000 years old built by one like them. 3k years ago the humanity was around 2-300 millions people. We were 20times less, so if at this moment there were enough people to avoid the death trial and create those artifacts dammit that means this RIPD never worked or they are absolutely missing most of them when on earth because they are probably half the current population.

The humor is pretty rude, I mean, most of the jokes are about Jeff Bridges looking at women and saying he did not have sex for too long, and he loves his hat and is in love with the boss of the dead police. The rest of the movie is a common action comedy with pretty bad visual effects trying to be too realistic.

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Coming Soon 1999 Link
Dick 1999 Link
Boltneck / Teen Monster / Big monster on campus 2000 Link
We All Fall Down 2000 Coming Maybe
Finder's Fee 2001 Link
National Lampoon's Van Wilder 2002 Link
Buying the Cow 2002 Link
The In-Laws 2003 Link
Foolproof 2003 Link
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle 2004 Link
Blade: Trinity 2004 Link
The Amityville Horror 2005 Link
Waiting... 2005 Link
Just Friends 2005 Link
Smokin' Aces 2006 Link
The Nines 2007 Link
Chaos Theory 2008 Link
Definitely, Maybe 2008 Link
Fireflies in the Garden 2008 Link
Adventureland 2009 Link
X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009 Link
The Proposal 2009 Link
Paper Man 2009 Link
Buried 2010 Link
Green Lantern 2011 Link
The Change-Up 2011 Link
Safe House 2012 Link
The Voices 2014 Coming Soon
A Million Ways to Die in the West 2014 Coming Soon
The Captive 2014 Coming Soon
Mississippi Grind 2015 Coming Soon
The Woman in Gold 2015 Coming Soon
Self/less 2015 Coming Soon
Deadpool 2016 Coming Soon
Criminal 2016 Coming Soon
Life 2017 Coming Soon
The Hitman's Bodyguard 2017 Coming Soon
Deadpool 2 2018 Coming Soon
Pokémon Detective Pikachu 2019 Coming Soon
Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw 2019 Coming Soon
6 Underground 2019 Coming Soon
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Free Guy 2021 Coming Soon
Red Notice 2021 Coming Soon
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  • @cinetv(73)· 1505d

    Thanks for your reviews. I really enjoy Ryan Reynolds movies. These are 2 I haven't seen however.

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