This series is dedicated to my friend ‘The Pieman’ who hosted ‘THE P.I.T.S’ BBS in New York City and sadly passed away in 2016. I know his son ‘Blake’ will be reading this sequence of stories with anticipation.
We will never forget you man, you were one of a kind.
Also I would like to say a big thank you to Fabulous Furlough, ex-leader of ‘The Humble Guys’ who helps me fill in the gaps of what happened almost 30 years ago, The Slavelord who has given me a plethora of memories from the early days and to Suicidal Tendencies (@trolleydave) who remembers more about the UK scene than me.
The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) is a continuation of my previous series, The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops.
I was once known as 'Bryn Rogers', a member of THG (The Humble Guys).
Other articles in this series: The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part One The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Two The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Three The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Four The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Five The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Six The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Seven The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Eight The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Nine The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Ten The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Eleven The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Twelve The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Thirteen The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Fourteen The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Fifteen The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Sixteen The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Seventeen The Software Piracy Chronicles of Slobberchops (The THG Years) – Part Eighteen
October 1992
It was with heavy hearts that I and HootMon returned to the UK directly from Los Angeles which meant a huge 11 hour flight.
Even then I was no fan of flying and would have much preferred a direct teleport.
Within a few short months THG were losing the plot and their dominance in the scene fading.
Some old dude from the South of England tried to create an account on The Demon’s Forge using his real name.
I figured him to be a lamer but read his personal message. It went something like this:
‘Hi, I’m John Smith from Southampton and am 68 years old. I would like to apply to The Humble Guys’
That was it.
Was this bloke an agent from FAST? (Federation against Software Theft)?
I smelled a rat and decided to ignore ‘John Smith’ as there were rumours around that crackdowns were going to commence, and a certain antagonist who’s name escapes me was about to target the UK BBS scene.
…’while Hi.T.Moonweed was happy to let any old lamer on to The Flying Teapot, I kept a very firm grip on my BBS’…
Within a few days I was talking to Hi.T Moonweed who was telling me all about this ‘John Smith’ character.
Apparently he had gained an account on The Flying Teapot but Hi.T. was not taking him too seriously.
Due to ‘THG’ ignoring him, he had somehow managed to contact Hard Core of TDT and was now in alliance with our European rivals.
He lived next door to a Virgin Megastore and had signed a five year contract with Mr ‘no personality’ himself (Hard Core) to provide goods and warez directly using his own funding.
This was a blow, we could have done with a friendly affluent pensioner who was looking for some kudos. What else would he do with his time, prune the plants in his conservatory?
How the fuck had a non-scene 68 year old pensioner contacted Hard Core who lived in Sweden?
The situation reminded me of another that happened only months before. Razor Blade now of Razor 1911 who lived only 15 miles from me had wanted to join THG and had received a similar response from the American guys.
…’the group still had some reputation but everyone had burned out, except the British contingent and we were all a little paranoid’…
I had invited Razor Blade to my gaff as he was desperate to learn the black art of blue boxing.
Not that I participated in such nefarious acts, I just knew the ‘theory’ and was happy to pass the knowledge on to a fellow pirate, even if he belonged to a major rival group.
It required one to show a peer just how to do it. A phone conversation did not cut the mustard.
All was not lost and I had still had Mr Bond as a local supplier. He was always great about loaning original disks out provided I returned them by a certain date.
By this time I was frantically trying to re-establish THG-DOX, the documentation wing of the group. This meant typing in instructions from games to co-habit the full release.
It was a fruitless task, people really didn’t give a crap about ‘dox’ and after preparing one of the Ultima Underworld ‘dox’ releases and then have Night Ranger upload the INC version to ‘The Demons Forge’ I had to reevaluate my life and say to myself, ‘what the fuck are you doing?’.
Night Ranger was positively smirking in his message to me (if you can smirk in writing), and like me must have been struggling to get games.
From that point on I felt quite happy to relinquish control of the ‘dox’ market to him. I wanted no part of it.
***To be continued...***
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