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Bad (oceanic) joke of the day

@galenkp@galenkp (84)8d

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I was at the seaside today but it didn't look quite like the image above which was from one of my other beach walks some time ago; it wasn't all bad though and we still took a walk and enjoyed some sunshine. Anyway, it inspired me to do a bad ocean joke today so take a look below. And yeah...you don't need to point out it's a bad joke, I already know that - it's the entire point of this post in fact.

Bad joke of the day:

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Do ya get it?

Have you got an awesome joke to tell? Go ahead in the comments below if you like.

Design and create your ideal life, tomorrow isn't promised - galenkp

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Comments · 6

  • @techstyle(61)· 5d

    Haha, I love it that the bad ocean joke was completely intentional Lol Sometimes the worse the joke, the better it becomes most times. At least you got some sun shine, a nice walk, and enough inspiration to make the day worthwhile. Now I’m curious to see just how “bad” this ocean joke really is maybe something to try.

  • @ryivhnn(73)· 7d

    I have heard that one before and had to internally groan as J is in a meeting XD

  • @blanchy(75)· 7d

    why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Knock Knock.

  • @davideownzall(74)· 7d

    That's quite bad, and since we are in sea theme and I'm on holidays in Tuscany I'll just drop you a picture

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  • @xrayman(76)· 8d

    Good morning, Galenkp

    First of all, I want to wish you a great Sunday. I have to admit, I miss spending a morning or late afternoon at the beach.

    This Tuesday, I’m starting my vacation. It won’t be for very many days, but it’ll be enough to rest.

    I’m hoping to take advantage of the fact that I live relatively close to the coast to go for a walk and get some sun on my face.

    I loved your dad joke!

    And staying on the same topic, there’s one I particularly like. Here it is:

    Why don't oysters share?

    Spoiler

    Because they're shellfish!🐚🌊 😅

  • @duskobgd(74)· 8d

    I laughed when I heard this one: I gave my seat to a blind person on the bus. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.