Name: Choose or die or...
Item: Choose or Die
Author: @trumpman

..Just don't watch!

Yeah you guessed it right. I am back with another review from a retarded Netflix movie so that you don't have watch it!

Choose or die is a horror movie about a girl that needs money and stumbles upon a video game from the 80s that comes with a 150k prize for the first to finish it. And it turns out that it is still unclaimed, woah!

She starts playing the game which is a text based adventure only to find out that it affects reality.. in a really bad way!

Yeah the plot is dumb but most importantly feels dumb. What I mean is that for example Jumanji has also a similarly stupid plot but it is still an enjoyable movie.. This one just feels dumb from start to finish. To make it even worse they try to give a "scientific" explanation/twist which is even more retarded.

To top it off, we have Ass Butterfield that makes me puke every time I see his retarded face.

I think the idea is original but all in all the execution is miserable. It fails even in the horror of department and that says it all.

Tldr, more retarded crap by Netflix ....Yay!

Comments · 18

@nbarrios67(70)· 1531d

Thank you very much for warning me, thank goodness I saw Meta Lords instead of this one. Netflix has really bad movies in their catalog!

@olympicdragon(65)· 1531d

I trust you. I just skipped it completely, watch another movie !

@funnel(68)· 1532d

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@papacrusher(66)· 1532d

Jumanji has also a similarly stupid plot but it is still an enjoyable movie.

It really, really is a great movie to watch. Thanks for saving me the pain of sitting through this one!

@silverd510(79)· 1532d

I won’t thanks

@bearbear.cine(39)· 1532d

Your 2 paragraphes save me 2 hours of life.. but here I am commenting on something probably wouldn't have watched either way.

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@urun(69)· 1532d

I watched something really bad too last time. But I can't remember what it was. Something people die because of a prophecy or something like that.

Be careful it was on Netflix :D

I would put it also in the category " don't watch it, your lifetime is too valuable for that shit" :D

@cryptoandcoffee(85)· 1532d

Do you pick crap movies on purpose or is it just down to bad luck? I must admit there is not much out there at the moment and have been struggling to find anything new worth watching. I normally give the film 20 minutes to get me hooked and have watched about a dozen 20 minute and turn offs in the last week or so.

@junior182(66)· 1532d

Thank you, I will no longer watch this series... Thanks for the information...

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@cmmemes(69)· 1532d

I would call it Netflix self flagellation at this point :)

@cassillas5553(63)· 1532d

Most of these so called new "NETFLiX" movies are just rip offs of old movie plots with some modern touch/music.

Watch enough of Netflix , you'll mostly know the whole movie's story in the first 25% watching of it.

@josediccus(82)· 1532d

So the way you see it, a plot can be dumb but still enjoyable? That's cool hahahahaha

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@cooperclub(58)· 1532d

How to make people scared of codes/coding. Donno about the movie had me more thinking of Otis....(sex education), yes i got a boy of 14 thats why