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The somewhat Great Wall of China

Review by @trumpman · 1380d · of The Great Wall

Family went to bed early today night so I figured to watch a movie before rubbing one off on pornhub.

Netflix recommended me a fantasy movie called The Great Wall starring Matt Damon. It's not based on the one Trump wanted to make to keep Mexicans out, but instead, The Great Wall of China that as we all know was made to keep ugly scary aliens out:

In ancient China, a group of European mercenaries encounters a secret army that maintains and defends the Great Wall of China against a horde of monstrous creatures. source

Overall I must admit I found the movie quite enjoyable despite the relatively dump yet unique and interesting plot.

The cinematography and visuals were pretty good although I found the monster's cgi a bit...outdated? The movie was released in 2016 yet at times it felt like late 90s/early 20s. I won't complained much though, combined with the imo excellent camera work the movie did a good work to immersinf me in its world.

The battle scenes were also unique, epic and more than generous enough in quantity.

When it comes to acting I guess Matt Damon does a decent job along with the rest, mostly Chinese, peeps.

All in all, a beautifully told, fast paced story with some unforgettable battle scenes. Yes, it has its flaws but it's more than a decent watch.

Easily a 7/10 from me. If you are into monsters and shit than give it a watch when you have some free time. I think you won't regret it!

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Comments · 20

  • @urun(69)· 1379d

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  • @gwajnberg(76)· 1379d

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  • @idksamad78699(75)· 1379d

    Cool. Added this one in my watchlist.

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  • @emaxisonline(63)· 1380d

    I had watched this movie in the same year after 2 months of release, and that time I had waited for it to get on DVD lol. It has a beautiful ambience, awesome CGI effects, lots of green screen work and monsters are something you don't want to mess with.

    I recommend you to watch Monkey King Series, you'll see the absolute insanity, no head no tail, but all hairy actions, not naked btw. 🙈🐒

  • @olympicdragon(65)· 1380d

    It's should be a very good movie. I yet to see it though, I seen the movie with Tom cruise (The Last Samurai) !

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  • @scholaris.pob(56)· 1380d

    Nice. Another movie to look forward to watching with the kids. Thanks for the recommendation.

    The cinematography and visuals were pretty good although I found the monster's cgi a bit...outdated? The movie was released in 2016 yet at times it felt like late 90s/early 20s. I won't complained much though, combined with the imo excellent camera work the movie did a good work to immersinf me in its world.

    So Jurassic Park came out in 1993. This movie was 2016? Were the graphics better or worse than Jurassic Park? Asking for a friend.

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  • @micheal87(67)· 1380d

    I am really interested in giving it a trial as it looks attractive to watch.

  • @silverd510(79)· 1380d

    I’ve seen it, and yes it was pretty good in my opinion as well.

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  • @bhoa(68)· 1380d

    Family went to bed early today night so I figured to watch a movie before rubbing one off on pornhub

    You are just funny...

    The movie was released in 2016

    A good reason for the CGI to be that way.

    7/10 is a fair movie. I don't know I find it difficult to see movies nowadays and so its just tiring.

    I sleep even before the plot hits

  • @cryptoandcoffee(85)· 1380d

    Thanks as I may actually watch this as I don't mind Matt Damon.

  • @cute-cactus(66)· 1380d

    I remember the film, I saw it a while ago. Although it was a bit fantastic, I think it was fun to watch.

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