All the time, while watching this masterpiece, was surprised how Jennifer Lawrence (Hollywood top actress) decided to star in a candid bottom, where you just have to walk naked and push apart your legs for all bastards. The first half of the film I sometimes neigh in voices. It was so absurd that it's impossible to look without a smile. The film Red sparrow is so angry, you yourself can not even imagine. This is the case when it is so pathetic that it's even funny, and it's just a sin to not tell about it.
Red sparrow, apparently, should have turned out to be a serious spy thriller. And it seemed like there was nothing foreshadowing troubles: a powerful cast, the film was staged by Francis Lawrence, a good director and author of such cool films as Constantine, I'm a legend, Water to elephants, and he also put the best the second part of Hunger Games. And no, Francis and Jennifer are not relatives, just namesake.
After watching the film, the first thing I did after I ended up spitting on the Internet and figuring out how Oscar winner Lawrence is one of the world's highest paid actresses, a 27-year-old girl in superstar status, ahead of Julia Roberts and Amy Adams, who occupies the third line list Forbes after Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston, starred in this! I did not find the truth. But her quote in response to the question - "How did you agree to appear in the film naked with a bunch of candid scenes?"
"I was very nervous, before agreeing." I realized that if I wanted to get into this film, I would have to let go of all the brakes, otherwise the role would be taken by someone else. "It was a little consoling that behind it all stood Francis Lawrence, I know that feeling for five years and even the cameraman was the same as on Hunger Games It's hard to imagine a more amazing team to support, and even more interesting is that after these scenes I began to feel stronger. "
It seems to me that she was absolutely indifferent to what to shoot, if only for huge dough. Any schoolboy who read the script would immediately understand that it was written by some nerazrahanny pervert. And for the role, Lawrence received $ 10 million, while the budget of the picture was 69 million.
The plot of the film tells a story, like a mocking joke, with the native Russian name of Dominique, survived Hunger Games and became a ballerina of a big theater. But the career was not asked and she got into the secret school of "sparrows", where they bring up the greatest Russian intelligence officers. She was trained and now she has to spy on the benefit of great Russia. But one day Dominica dangerously approached the American agent.
You know, to say that the plot is dumb - nothing to say. What is the only reason for the tie: the ballerina, due to a fatal mistake, suddenly becomes the six of her uncle KGBshnik and must spread her legs for one important queen. Damn, how could such a thing ever come to mind ?! It seems that the authors just wanted to let Lawrence once again light up their USB flash drives and, as it turned out, it was still flowers. The farther I looked, the more I was perplexed. Uncle gave her to the school of "sparrows", logically, I thought that she would now be trained in intelligence, neuro-linguistic programming, in short, everything that is required in such films. But no. Do you know how the "sparrows" are trained? They are forced to watch BDSM, sleep with Russian soldiers and not only. I am not kidding! It was shown in the movie! Showed how completely naked Lawrence pushes his legs for his fellow student with the whole group of these moron-sparrows. They showed how she masturbates the guys in the T-shirts of the Russian army. I never saw such shit! This school is some whores. No even a conditionally sane level of training, no skills of shooting, hand-to-hand combat, the consequence of recruitment. Nothing in the film was shown, except for boobs, assholes and pubic Laurence. The knowledge of the authors' intelligence is somewhere at the kindergarten level.
Do you know how the surveillance was conducted here? The most important, it turns out - to sniff out what porn is watching the object! How could you describe this dumb scenario to Jennifer ?! Did all the loot solve everything, or old Harvey Weinstein so badly spoiled her. With this approach, your big name can be lost as quickly as Nicolas Cage. It's interesting that in the interview the actress said that if she refused to appear in sex scenes, then the director would easily replace them. And if she had thought that a scene with a nudity was not needed for the plot, she would not have filmed them. That is, it turns out Jennifer thought that all the rules, the plot without it will rise and then I have to agree. After all, apart from how to look at her nature, there was no more to look at in the end.
At some point, somewhere after an hour of the film, Joel Edgerton joins the game. The type of romance begins. This film even ceases to be ridiculous and starts to tire with its stupidity and lack of logic. Lawrence pours out all, she is forgiven, she again merges... So if you are going to look purely for the sake of flicking over the treshak and look at the naked Jennifer, then after an hour you can cut. With every minute you will catch more and more feyspalmov, and on the final scene and completely break the skull. And I'm not talking about cranberries yet, but it's phenomenal here. Evil Russians, KGB, Domika's uncle, suspiciously like a pumped-up Putin, hats with earflaps, poor Russian slums, a bastard intelligence training system that does not even know what a polygraph is. Whereas the Americans have all the rules with this: there is a polygraph, and scouts are all so kind, principled. It's no wonder that our "sparrow" jumped sharply to the dark side. If this was the film's message, then I'm just in shock. Not even from the cinema, but from the double standards of our Ministry of Culture. That is, some of our films are vilified by our country, but there is no such shit!
In this film in general, everything is as artificial as possible: soulless dialogues and characters are touched, there can not be any sympathy and speech. Action in the film is not at all, if someone is waiting. There will be one fight at the end, a couple of miserable scenes of torture and all. From a positive, somewhere a nice picture, a scene with a big theater, a ballet, that's all. And was it worth Laurence for the role of doing ballet for four months for three hours a day? I think no.
In general, this is not a spy thriller, but some kind of intelligence for housewives. Just a perverted attempt by the creators to look at the naked Lawrence through the lenses. He was accurately filmed by some concerned, and Jennifer did not mind shaking the whole movie with boobs. Against this background, even Blasting blonde looks like a mega spy thriller! In short, if you want to fool over treshakom, look at the naked Lawrence and her poker face, then you can check with beer an hour, and so, do not. The cinema is an incredible bottom!
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