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X-Men Origins : Wolverine's Review - RyanReynoldsChallenge (23/49)

Review by @ykretz · 1577d · of X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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This movie is a masterpiece.

It shows how many things can be made wrong in a blockbuster. The scenario, the character, the casting, the special effects, the superpower of the heroes, everything looks so strange.

The best part of the movie is for sure the introduction with a summary of Wolverine's life through all the wars since 1845 until the Vitnam's one when his brother as immortal as him started to turn crazy and killed an officer who tried to stop him from raping a civilian. Because Wolvy just tried to defend him they are executed by the American army. Because they are bulletproof they are recruited in a special forced unit and here starts the massacre.

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I feel like in a bad movie like Twilight 1 or in a parody. It looks a little like the exaggerated Bollywood movies, but worse, way worse.

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They are to unrealistic that made me a little uncomfortable. That's basically the same with almost every aspect of the movie. The special effects are often strange. Wolverine's claws are always on focus and so much sharp that feels weird but in the opposite side we can easily see most of the green screen because they are made pretty strangely and we can see the blurry and glowy borders of the object where the green have been removed.

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I really think they have a really good casting but they used it like shit. Not a single character lives enough to know anything about his life. The hobbit from LOTR is kind but dies fast, Will I Am is forgettable, the magician is only here to let the villain escape because of a quiproquo and Ryan Reynolds ah like 3 lines at the beginning and they say "he's dead" before realizing he have been turned into the ugliest Deadpool ever.

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Stéréotypes

Imagine few stereotypes of a super hero movie.

You did it ? No. Take your time... It's ok ? This movie has all these stereotypes. All.

His father dies in the begining of the movie ? He screams while watching up in the air

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His girlfriend dies ? He screams while watching up in the air.

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He explodes something ? He walks in slow motion back to it.

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During all the movie, I realized I was able to predict everything.

The movie is a stereotype from the start to the end. And there are only two characters that seem to be """real""" humans during it, Will I am and Kevin Durand who are something else than just "I'm a Bad guy so I have to be bad and kill people just because that's funny" or "I'm Hugh Jackman so I have to use my claws and big veins to kill the bad guy because they are bad and being bad is bad".

Each new character you see, you can guess in the 10 first seconds if he will die or not and almost every time, yes they do.

This movie has the embition of a Power Rangers season finale with the budget and the casting of a 5 star Hollywood Blockbuster.

that's sad because once this is said I can't add anything more, this is the only problem of it. It looks like it have been written by a beginner and nobody gave a fuck and decided to put other beginners to the special effects teams and artistic directing because this is ugly as fuck.

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This is the list of the movies I'll review in the challenge :

Movie Name Date Link
Ordinary Magic 1993 Link
The Alarmist 1997 Link
Coming Soon 1999 Link
Dick 1999 Link
Boltneck / Teen Monster / Big monster on campus 2000 Link
We All Fall Down 2000 Coming Maybe
Finder's Fee 2001 Link
National Lampoon's Van Wilder 2002 Link
Buying the Cow 2002 Link
The In-Laws 2003 Link
Foolproof 2003 Link
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle 2004 Link
Blade: Trinity 2004 Link
The Amityville Horror 2005 Link
Waiting... 2005 Link
Just Friends 2005 Link
Smokin' Aces 2006 Link
The Nines 2007 Link
Chaos Theory 2008 Link
Definitely, Maybe 2008 Link
Fireflies in the Garden 2008 Link
Adventureland 2009 Link
The Proposal 2009 Coming Soon
Paper Man 2009 Coming Soon
Buried 2010 Coming Soon
Green Lantern 2011 Coming Soon
The Change-Up 2011 Coming Soon
Safe House 2012 Coming Soon
Ted 2012 Coming Soon
R.I.P.D. 2013 Coming Soon
The Voices 2014 Coming Soon
A Million Ways to Die in the West 2014 Coming Soon
The Captive 2014 Coming Soon
Mississippi Grind 2015 Coming Soon
The Woman in Gold 2015 Coming Soon
Self/less 2015 Coming Soon
Deadpool 2016 Coming Soon
Criminal 2016 Coming Soon
Life 2017 Coming Soon
The Hitman's Bodyguard 2017 Coming Soon
Deadpool 2 2018 Coming Soon
Pokémon Detective Pikachu 2019 Coming Soon
Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw 2019 Coming Soon
6 Underground 2019 Coming Soon
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard 2021 Coming Soon
Free Guy 2021 Coming Soon
Red Notice 2021 Coming Soon
The Adam Project 2022 Coming Soon

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Comments · 2

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  • @gimmetricks1(56)· 1576d

    It is always a treat to read your reviews about the cinema on Ryan Reynolds. I am so happy to see that you are pursuing your passion