#steemmonsters

IT's BACK: Crazy Comment Contest![Steem-Bounty Added]

Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing !

Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.

Rules

Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy and shocking the better. This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest.

I have added a small 2.5 @steem-bounty to the topic. Three of the craziest comments placed in the comment section will get an upvote from me which will award the lions share of the bounty to those I upvoted. Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated as it helps get more participants thus allowing me to increase the Bounty the next time we run this. I will also hand out random Steemmonster cards to two random participants.

What is @steem-bounty

@steem-bounty is a reward placed on a topic that is distributed to the participants in the topic. 98% of the bounty is distributed according to the votes from the bounty creator. 2% or the rest of the bounty is determined by votes of everyone else that voted on the comments. This initiative was started by @knircky

What is Splinterlands?

Splinterlands (also known as Steemmonsters) is a digital card game created by @aggroed and @yabapmatt. Early game release has launched and prizes are already up for grabs. Some of the cards in this game have already sold for upwards of $3000. You can check out Steem-Monsters by clicking here.

Comments · 44

@doctorcrypto(63)· 2492d
I always love these posts about nothing. It reminds me of a kitten riding Jean Luc Boulder Boy as he chases Indiana Jones!
@doctorcrypto(63)· 2492d
@metzli(68)· 2495d
I really hope it's not twins.

And I read all those lame jokes... I read the funny ones too...
@xplosive(72)· 2498d
I put this meaningless sentence here deliberately, purposefully to make it inevitable for you to read this comment.
@trendotoken(59)· 2499d
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@chireerocks(75)· 2500d
@rentmoney, I am living the life of Sunday, like don't want to go into Monday. Friday is best friend because it tells that one day to go for Saturday but Sunday is tentative one because it tells that one day to go for Monday. Thursday starts little excitement because next day is Friday which is best friend of Saturday but not that much of Sunday. 😁 😁

In my opinion those people can relate with this who are working or worked Week Days and 9 to 5 jobs.

Have a great time ahead and stay blessed.

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@sidekickmatt(76)· 2500d
Random Sentence Generator says: The front minimizes the guiltless kick.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Thomas 17: I learned 3 things today!
1. I'm gonna be a dad
2. I'm gonna be an uncle
3. My younger sister is not on birth control
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Can you still call it beef, when two vegetarians are having a fight?
@manniman(69)· 2500d
a Hotel waitress: "Good morning sir, what can I do for you?" the Gentleman "I'd like to have 3 eggs with a sausage and some juice." a Hotel waitress: "That sounds great! But what do you want for breakfast?"
@manniman(69)· 2500d
1 pound of Cole + 2 kilos of Cole + 1 m² of pressed cole = ??

a lot of smoke.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
One evening, a father goes to his youngest son: Son, do you know what your older brother said when I educated him about sex? So the 13year old Daniel replied shocked Oh noo, please not! Don't! and the father replied: Yes, that's right.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
What's a Russian tree called?

DimiTree
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Theodor 38, Virgin, in Texas at 7:40 am, after his first cup of coffee Theo: "Look, mama, I'm a 3D printer!" Mama: "Damn, close that door when you take a s*it!"
@manniman(69)· 2500d
The Father: Son, you are adopted. Son: WHAT, really? The Father: Yes, go pack your stuff.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
What's the difference between joking about blacks or joking about disabled persons?

One is a NoGo.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Last week I made a joke about a Train...

but he never arrived.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Why do the french build ships with glass floors?

To see the rest of their fleet.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Some scientists found a way...

but then they just went back inside.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
"I'd really love to have something stable in my life again."

Andreas, 26, after 3 days of diarrhea
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Eric told me, his Penis was in the Guinness Book of World records!

But then he got kicked out of the library.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
What's a female cop called on her period?

Red Bull
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Who is the worst person in the world to tell you: "You are so very positive!"

You're doc after an aids test.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Why are refugees so bad at reading?

They don't get papers.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
Do you know how WorldWar2 showed us that french man are bad in bed?

They can't hold a position for long enough.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
You know who's not playing a deciding role in this challenge?

An unemployed Actor.
@manniman(69)· 2500d
A Challenge for the most ridiculous comment, damn I'm so in. Let's get it on!
@arcange(79)· 2500d
Congratulations @rentmoney! Your post was mentioned in the Steem Hit Parade in the following category:
- Comments - Ranked 10 with 42 comments
@coffeedrinker112(54)· 2501d
rubber baby buggy bumpers

(try saying it repeatedly, as fast as possible...) hehe
@blueeyes8960(71)· 2501d
The guy who started Match.com, wanted everyone to join his new project - so his girlfriend did, and she left him for a guy she met on Match.com. How's that for irony?
@darthgexe(67)· 2501d
Time for a !BEER
@lologom(57)· 2501d
I like this kind of cat's meow meow meow between our brothers and sisters and their local friends in need of a good place to start and get back together after the holidays)

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@mcoinz79(73)· 2501d
@pandaparker(59)· 2501d
$trdo !giphy seinfeld
@brasan(60)· 2501d
Larry has shorts that David would always want, thats why ice cream makes the best beers!
@karenmckersie(74)· 2501d
Random! Say What!? A Topic About Nothing!? Have You Gone Completely Mad!? This Is Unheard Of On Steemit!!! Scandalous I Say!!! Im Going Back To Steem Monsters/ Splinterlands where Everything Makes More Sense!!! 👹😁😳😜
@felipejoys(74)· 2501d
Haha, I remember that one time where I saw a flying cow that was not smoking. It was a very particular cow in personality since most of the others I've met were veteran smokers. I grew very fond of her and even learned to tolerate her greenhouse gas emissions through her ass, just because she wasn't a smoker. Good times!
@blog-beginner(57)· 2501d
Did you know that 14 days were removed from September 1752. It was the shortest month ever. Cheers !BEER
@tillysfamilyfarm(61)· 2501d
Neighbor one: " Hey, can I borrow that hammer?" Neighbor two: "Sure, but if you lose it, you can't use it anymore."

...yes, this is from an actual conversation I overheard once, years ago....
@steem-bounty(72)· 2501d
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@shaidon(71)· 2501d
Monkey butts.
@shyaren(60)· 2501d
"Is there an anime, where one person is amazing and the other characters are amazing aswell?"
@beerlover(65)· 2502d
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@eii(72)· 2502d
!BEER for @rentmoney