Today from Turkey we are moving to the USA, namely one of the biggest hits, although newer it will be an interesting work. The film came out in 2010 and was continuing today I will start with the first part.
The film begins as ... the car is driving,of course, you can't miss it, it's a every bad director must put a moving car at the beginning of hehe.
During this scene, the music that I associate with the family cinema of the 90s is playing, so it will be interesting :)
Our main character drove 4 minutes and the camera followed him, he feels something that Alien 2 will have a decent next on the road movie.
Our the main character got off and ... goes and goes and goes here you can see time in this movie is a relative concept :)
After a long moment, he sees restaurants, happy as a small child.
Now we get the worst assembled scene, because it's not enough with a camera where it is a bit missing, the microphone pick up the sounds and once there are noises And once it's ok.
The scene in the restaurant is a real guide on how not to make movies in buildings :).
The lady waitress is trying as she may burst out laughing (I wonder how many times this scene had to be repeated because the main character sticks into the restaurant like a terminator)
So our hero sits down and gets a manu and so looks at and reviews and suddenly sees a woman who he fights with food;) After a while the woman gets up because she finished eating the stage is so serious that Well it's hard to describe;)
So the woman who is already the main heroism marries her runs out our hero who wants to talk to her. Well, she catches up with and accosts and generally says that she is pretty, etc. It sounds a bit strange Well, but the heroine laughs and generally calmly takes a conversation, so it's probably ok
And they talk and talk so much, but after a while our main heroine is bored already because this talk is going away but our hero is catching up and she is still trying to stretch the airtime we have 7 minute of the movie already :) and for now no apocalypse birds hehe.
Our hero returns home and eats a donut and watches the news. The horror is serious in this scene: D News leads a woman sitting in a chair or kneeling because it cut a little bit in the frame
Well, generally says that because the glaciers are warming and Well people are guts and because of them nature will be bad.
Our hero is impressed so he still drinks some coffee to relieve the pain of the day;) You will ask where this horror? Quietly this masterpiece is a horror movie that is slowly developing
When the news comes to an end, the hero like a seasoned war veteran turns off the TV, dresses up and leaves the house and then what you love, i.e. ... driving :)
Available the best stuff in the history of cinema because that's what our hero goes to the gas station so Well a few minutes now the film will lengthen.
After this exciting scene we are back to driving because we have to reach the destination and there is a bit of air time for it;) It turns out that the whole arch long car ride was driving to work where our hero is a telemarketer and makes contracts for millions of dollars .
Well, a friend comes and says what he sold and our hero made a contract for a million dollars, so I don't know, but telemarketing with a thick pipe;) (I used to be a telemarketer myself but I didn't sell anything in millions hahahah) We're going back to our heroine who wants to be so the model goes to the photo studio "in an hour" and does sessions :)
What is missing from this movie? Birds? Shares? No! Our hero returns after work by car so long live driving a car.
This time the director came to the conclusion that he would do a plot twist because the hero gets into the car but instead of driving weird to our loud heroine, they talk about each other's successes, then we have attention ... cutting and the scene like playing a hero in a basket. Miracle miracle over miracles;) Moments they played throwing each other and suddenly the hero says uff but I got tired and They tell each other and the day how they managed to endure this mega contract and met a beautiful woman.
After this conversation, our hero is already at home and watching the smallest reporter again in the world, this time the reporter says that No Lady is on fire and bad things are going on and that things will get worse and people will be gagged our bird
Suddenly someone knocks, it turns out that it is a guest who wants to rent a room so they go outside and finger shows which window is his room
for this moment the gentleman in a suit the best actor :) Now our hero stands under the Chinese restaurant j our main heroine appears, so they come in and talk about nothing important;) It's already 20 minutes of this serious movie arch :)
I was wrong in the 21 minute our the characters leave the restaurant to walk and suddenly you can see the attention birds uuuu but not just any birds but you know birds stuck to the movie! So you feel that fear?
So they are going and the parrots are watching their knowledge that soon the bird revolution will begin :)
You can see our director pushed the whole budget for restaurants because the disco looks like this
After this exciting scene, the director throws the viewer again and shows what each of you dreamed of, i.e. driving a car :) Damn, imagine these movies without cars; D The next day our heroine goes to meet her mother and has the loudest shoes in the world, I understand mother probably won't hear a bit but this is no reason to take Dutch clogs
After talking with mother, we return to our hero who No receives praise from the management.
Everyone claps, etc. After this meeting, our hero and our heroine go to the Pumpkin festival, so there are serious emotions :)
After a longer sequence of showing the whole Pumpkin festival. Our daredevils go to see the beaches during high winds, so imagine how they are heard.
They discover a terrifying thing, here is a bad pasted dead bird lying, they are so surprised that they do not know what to do
For 40 minutes, we have seen 2 scenes with birds for now or it's already birdodemia hmm; D Our heroes go to the heroine's mother and talk to her a little bit and then she goes to another restaurant and here attention will normally dance so the director has exhausted the missing fund for it so that they can dance in a real place :)
And suddenly, if the apocalypse does not start in the 47th minute, everything is burning and the birds fly in computer herds, so the horror begins :)
Our heroes are trapped in a hotel, their way birds attack like bombers :)
Outside the window there is a huge amount of bloodthirsty birds so they bring the bed to the window which is supposed to scare them with the smell of stop hehe.
Somehow the birds are running away and our heroes instead of running to the car are going to the next room and talking to people there. It's time to arm yourself with bloodthirsty birds.
So they take the best weapons available in every hotel, i.e. a hanger
Our four heroes run to the cars and the murderous race against time and with birds begins.
One of the heroes has a gun so he shoots himself after a while the viewer abandoned car, so they check him, it turns out that two people have been pecked and their children are under the car. So our scooby doo team takes them with them.
And so she eats no longer miss her parents.
Our heroes decide to go to the market to make a supply of food because it is known that the bird thump exploded :) And instead of hiding somewhere, they eat a picnic because it is the safest place:) At the picnic they meet a crazy professor who describes them why the birds have gone crazy and what the reason for it is in other words he talks about nothing important.
One hour of movie behind us :) After this scene, we get the chilling death of one of our scooby doo team because that's what it goes in the bushes and there I see a bird and I murder in an effective way.
Our heroes try her help but it's too late, then she eats and there is an English bus with a group of people who are in danger, so they try to help them but the birds vomit on them so the skin goes down and so much with the help of our heroes
After this tragic scene, our cheerful company goes to the store and refuel their car, then eats it boldly and the guy accosts them there and wants to buy some gas from them kajajymi weapons in front of their nose. We are approaching the finale if we can say what ultimately awaits our heroes but you have to watch it yourself.
To sum up the film is bad from the first minutes, the director stretches each scene to an unusual length creating an interesting show of boredom and embarrassment.
Music is there even from time to time as if you were watching a family movie. The script is a small masterpiece, this film causes the birds to scream outside because they want to attack each of us for the stupidity that arose hehe, but every coat in the house is so it's ok.
Actor's play Well, let's say, something there it's so funny it's hard to know how many take had to be before it came to this scene.
The movie is so bad that it even beats such a Plan 9 from Space and it is a great classic
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