Diamonds

Diamonds is a delightful film, thanks to a stellar ensemble cast and a lovely script that wisely avoids the devilish clichés and over-the-top poignancy for which many similar relationship films sell their souls. Those looking for more movies like Anywhere But Here and fans of Kirk Douglas, Dan Akroyd, and Lauren Bacall will enjoy this film.

Three generations of the same family are portrayed by Harry (Kirk Douglas), Lance (Dan Akroyd), and Michael (Corbin Allred). Harry, once known as the Polish Prince, fondly recalls his days as the world welterweight champion. He hasn't had sex in over a decade. After a recent divorce, Lance is in the middle of a midlife crisis as he struggles for his son's affection and respect. He hasn't had sex since he and his wife divorced. Michael is fighting high school while still dealing with his divorce. He's only ever played second base.

The three generations embark on a road trip to Reno, Nevada, in search of the film's title's precious diamonds. Reno features one of the most enjoyable casino scenes since Dustin Hoffman counted cards in Rain Man (Lance cheats at poker most amusingly), an unforgettable trip to a bordello that takes up nearly a third of the movie, and mended relationships among the three previously estranged relatives.

Kirk Douglas depicts a stroke survivor who claims his disease is "just Gods way of trying to get me to shut up." Douglas is genuinely inspirational. Dan Akroyd reprises his role as a befuddled but well-intentioned father. In doing so, he reveals that, despite his celebrity, he is one of Hollywood's most underutilized properties. The biggest surprise comes from former Playmate Jenny McCarthy, who plays a call-girl in a minor role. She plays both the anticipated sexual character and a charming, girl-next-door persona, giving her scenes more oomph and her character more depth. Lauren Bacall, who plays a madam, completes the A-list cast.

Harry, the retired boxer, never fought in a heavyweight division. He was a welterweight at the top of his division rather than a heavyweight. Diamonds isn't a heavyweight film, either. There are no significant effects or even $20 million stars in this movie. But don't be fooled: the film is still at the top of its game and capable of delivering a knockout blow.