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Every year during harvest time I watch I got 5 on it 2 while I trim. #cine #weedcash #trimjail This is the type of low budget movie id Like to see uploaded to 3speak and linked to #cine @richardcrill should make Weedcash Productions. WP Studios.
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I've got 5 on it 2 is the greatest stoner movie of all time. Before you call me crazy for saying that, watch the movie all the way through. The movie is a low budget classic created by Pumpkin Patch Pictures [Darkroom]. You can watch the official upload of the movie on youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5Zmg4NR6E]. The movie begins with two men who are driving around a residential neighborhood. They see a woman who is waiting at the bus stop and they pull over next to her. They figure out she is a hooker and begin asking her how much it would cost for the both of them to have sex with her.
The first scene of the movie really sets the tone for what is to come. This movie pulls no punches in a way only an independent comedy could. If you hate politically incorrect jokes: Turn back now! To be fair, it's mostly potty humor: Although one character says the word "faggot".
Mostly the movie makes fun of stoners and white people who try to act black. Even if you hate movies that aren't politically correct: I'd watch it anyways. All the jokes are unny in context. It's not exactly American history X.
Then again you saw the first scene.
This is your classic low budget, independent movie with a lot of heart. The acting, lighting, camera angles etc. can be horrile at times ... But the movie is very funny and the writing is good. It just works somehow. This is the funniest stoner cult classic. That's a big claim, but watch half baked or fast times ... Then come back and watch I got 5 on it 2.
Alot of stoner movies don't even use real weed. Sometimes the actors aren't even high. This movie starts with someone dumping weed out of some mason jars. A rap song is playing in the backround.
The first [real] scene of the movie introduces us to Barny Bumble: Who is a a wigger weed dealer from Oakland. He is selling lemonade as a front for his drug dealing. He sports a green and white umbrella, shorts and an A's hat/jersey.
Two police officers come by and pat down Barney. The police don't find any drugs. Barney offers the police some lemonade and they finally walk away. Barney sells some weed out of various hiding spots. A shoe, under a parked car etc.
The next scene is three men driving in a car together. One of the men sees something and yells "pull over"! He says he sees "turtle" who owes him money. Everyone is mad because turtle only owes him $2 [LOL]. They pull over anyways.
Oscar confronts turtle, who is eating some hard boiled eggs out of a plastic baggie. Oscar snatches up the eggs and starts eating them. The eggs taste disgusting for some reason that is never explained and Oscar spits them out. its a really funny sight gag that makes me laugh every time.
Oscar put his finger in his butt and then wipes it onto turtles face.
At this point, we are introduced to Larry Poppins, who is a local cocaine dealer with a British accent and a strange demeanor. He says lots of silly phrases like "for the queens sake" and "very well then". He is also a germaphobe. Larry Poppins asks Barney Bumble to swap discount cocaine for weed and Barney refuses.
Now we are introduced to "Cheeto" who eats cheetos out of a bag constantly. Cheeto is a booster: He steals electronics and sells it back to his friends. He is a weasely guy who studders and looks around nervously a lot. People often complain about his cheesy fingers.
Someone knocks on the door. It's Larry Poppins.
Larry Poppins pretends he never met up with Barney Bumble and asks for his address. At this point you get the feeling that LArry is up to some type of snitching/dirty work. Cheeto however, doesn't know Larry is lying: So he gives out Barney's address.
The lighting and camera work are extra horrible in this indoor scene. But then again the whole movie is clearly on a shoestring budget: which adds to the feeling that this is independent. This movie is so funny because there is no hollywood producer shooting down good ideas and re-writing the script. But it must be noted that the production lacks professional angles, lighting, zoom etc.
Larry Poppins calls the police from a payphone and rats out Barney Bumble. He gives the police Barneys address and passcode to buy weed. Then he hangs up.
Skipping a few scenes: We are introduced toArnie's cousin. You can tell right away he is the "loser who thinks he's cool" character. He is on the phone with his girlfriend: Then he says his work is calling. He hangs up and another girl is at the door.
Arnie's cousin bumps into Cheeto [I guess Oakland is a small world] and he mentions a party at Barney's house that night. Arnie's cousin pretends he was invited. The actor who plays Arnie's cousin actually does a really good job playing an insecure character acting cool.
The party at Barney's house starts off with a hook up scene between a strange [non-character] woman and Barney sitting on a bet talking. She eventually takes off her shirt and she isn't wearing a bra. You think they are going to start having sex from the conversation .., but Barney ends up wacking off while the woman licks the pussy of a blow up sex doll.
Arnie's cousin makes fun of how old the girls look at the party: Calling them "swap meet bitches." Then one of the girls says "That's funny: Because it looks like everything you bought is from the swap meet you little oompa loompa." Then everyone laughs at him including Arnie, because his cousin had been rude and invited himself in the first place. Arnie's cousin looks like he's going to cry ... then he storms out.
Barney pulls a gun on Cheeto and demands to know if he was involved with Larry Poppins. Cheeto insists on his innocence and agrees to set up Larry. Cheeto calls Larry poppins and sets up a fake coke deal. They agree to meet at the park.
After Larry Poppins is arrested: The crew [minus Barney] track down turtle. Earlier in the movie, when turtle maced Oscar, he vowed that next time he saw turtle he would "shit in his mouth while you two hold him down." Well ... he really does it. Oscar pulls down his pants and then there is a slow zoom in on turtles screaming mouth.
After Larry Poppins is gone, everything eems to work out for everyone. Arnie and his cousin are hanging out, Barney is selling legal weed to the dispensary. Most importantly Barney Bumble released a single [rap song] where all his friends are in the video.
This seems insanely far fetched to me, but its a good way to tie everything together and also end the movie on a song [for a end of the movie smoke session].
