The Maltese Falcon

Today's panicked and very much last minute review comes at a time where it is no longer 'today' but instead, tomorrow. Late hours of the night, or should I say, morning? Drifting off to sleep and typing away at my phone screen as I have been lately due to the chaos of life. I watched The Maltese Falcon during the day, though put off reviewing it until I really had the time to recollect my thoughts on it. Gathering t…

​ This is going to be my most controversial film review ever. I confirm to be aware that _The Maltese Falcon_ is considered one of the greatest films of all time, that it is preserved in the Library of Congress and that Humphrey Bogart is a legend adored by all the modern-day PUAs (pick-up artists), but I don’t give a damn. # My Feelings A sense of irritation invaded me since the first frame, when the opening solemn…