Desperately Seeking Susan

Madonna’s triumphs at the peaks of music charts weren’t matched, to put it extremely mildly, with her acting career. While most of her Hollywood appearances turned out to be disastrous, she had one brief moment of big screen glory, which happily coincided with the start of her global domination over the pop music world. In 1985, just as her second album *Like a Virgin* began to conquer the world, she starred as titu…