At its core, *Slap Her… She’s French* is a film of jarring contradictions—a product caught between conception and release, between satirical ambition and clichéd execution. Its superficial plot shows how Texan teen Starla (Jane McGregor), in a bid for a television scholarship, invites French exchange student Genevieve (Piper Perabo) into her home, only to be systematically usurped in every aspect of her carefully cu…







